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James Cook

Stand Up Comedian - Approx 30 Minute Performance

Comedian James Cook, recently seen on tour with Gary Delaney (Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo) and Paul Sinha (The Chase, Taskmaster). 20-30 minutes of award-winning observational comedy.

From: £250 per event

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Giggle Gang Comedy

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30 minutes- 1 Comedian

This package is a 30 minute show from 1 comedian at your event. Perfect for corporate events, weddings and private events that are looking to fill 30 minutes with some belly laughs. Our comedians are professional and experienced and are able to fulfill anything you need within reason. Unlike other listings we have hundreds of comedians that we work with. We will contact you personally and discuss your event and understand exactly what you are looking for so we can book the best comedian for the job. Let us know if you have any questions or special requests

From: £300 per event

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Nick Page

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Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes

Award winning, versatile comic Can tailor material to your event Happy to work clean Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries Excellent references

From: £400 per event

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Dominic Woodward

Dominic Woodward - 40 Minute Set

Dominic will provide a 40 minute stand up comedy set. Whether you want a comedian for a comedy night, corporate event or after dinner entertainment Dominic can provide an outstanding show. With over 2000 shows under his belt, Dominic knows how to tickle the funny bone of all audiences. From squaddies to senior citizens Dominic can tailor his act to entertain whoever is in front of him.

From: £300 per event

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Comedy Hypnotist Show

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30 yrs Experienced Stage Hypnotist for Corporate Events and Private Shows.

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From: £795 per event

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Philip Simon

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Comedy Speech Writing

Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the following with some jokes: Wedding Speech - Best Man/Groom/Bride/Father of the Bride Corporate Speech in a Board Meeting or AGM Corporate Presentation Annual Reports/Newsletters Whether you wanted something started from scratch, or just want some tweaks made to an existing project, for just an initial setup fee, followed by a reasonable hourly rate, I'd be happy to work with you, either in person or remotely via email to enhance whatever it is you're working on. I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully working with you to create a fantastic speech. Best wishes, Philip

From: £75 per event

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Momentum Artist Management

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Tony Cowards - Comedian

Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k. "The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine “An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a delight to watch perform ★★★★” - BroadwayBaby"A beaut of a one-liner merchant" - LondonisFunny dot com Tony is capable of a completely clean set - his broad appeal makes him a popular choice for corporate, military and sports club gigs. *This package is for a 30 minute set

From: £100 per event

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Edy Hurst

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Stand Up & Musical Comedy - Up To 45 Minutes

30 - 45 minute comedy set as part of a private event. Can be family friendly or for an adult audience. This price does not include sound system or PA but this can be provided.

From: £250 per event

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Joe Zalias

Turn Your House/Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy

Introducing Shoes Off Comedy Club. Turn your house into an intimate comedy club with professional sound and lighting and a lineup of comedians to perform at your venue. Shows contain 2 comedians plus a compere and with a break between them, shows last up to 2 hours. We supply sound and lighting with setup. Comedians and even seating (up to 30 chairs). All you need to do is invite your friends.

From: £600 per event

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Kevin Dewsbury

Kev's Comedy Club - 1 Comedian - Up To 45 Minutes

Kevin has been a regular fixture on the U.K. comedy circuit for over 15 years, honing his craft through repetitive gigging, developing innovative festival shows, writing and acting. Kevin is a comedian who delivers every time he performs and has been described as using ''understated deadpan comedy, excellent one-liners and killer accents.'' Kevin can provide 30-45 mins stand-up at your event. Kevin is also available to Compere events such as Charity Balls, community events, celebrations, any event considered! Kevin is a very versatile comedian and with his years of experience also has a huge database of fellow comedians and will find the perfect comedians for your event.

From: £300 per event

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Fill your event in Carlisle, Cumbria with laughs and joy! We have 32 comedians for you to choose from.

John A. Christie

Available in Carlisle from £100.00

59 Verified bookings

18 Reviews:

Recent review: John's performance was lovely and had made our service users very happy was an enjoyable experience.

A Rush Of Laughter

Available in Carlisle from £800

40 Verified bookings

6 Reviews:

Recent review: Great night, brilliant comedians, thanks for supporting our fund raiser

Lee Kyle

Available in Carlisle from £200-500

5 Verified bookings

3 Reviews:

Recent review: I’m very happy with lee. Punctual, funny and a good guy. Will recommend.

Joby Mageean

Available in Carlisle from £100

1 Verified bookings

About: Hi There I am Joby, I am a stand up comedian from Newcastle Upon Tyne. I also play guitar and sing as well as providing Children's Entertainment and after dinner speaking. “**** Hilarious gags and…

Si Beckwith

Available in Carlisle from £100

About: Combining an amiable nature with a piercing wit, Geordie comic Si Beckwith cuts an assured and engaging presence on stage. With endearing, relatable material, mixed with sillier ideas and a cheeky an…

Cal Halbert

Available in Carlisle from £150

About: Impressionist, Comedian, Actor, Host and Voice Over Artist. Cal Halbert is also one half of 'The Mimic Men'. The UK's only impressionist double act! Performing on Britain's Got Talent in 2016 and gai…

Jojo Sutherland

Available in Carlisle from £400

About: A charismatic comic who performs in comedy clubs worldwide where she is in as much demand for her compere abilities as she is for her comedy routine. Her natural stage presence alongside her "healthy…

Harriet Dyer

Available in Carlisle from £200

11 Verified bookings

4 Reviews:

Recent review: Our evening was a success! Thank you to Harriet for an excellent evening, everyone loved it.

Damian Maguire (80's / 90's Pop Tribute)

Available in Carlisle from £100-400

About: AKA – Space Manager/Producer – Magic Cloud Bsc Hons (Music, Business, Economics) Space Ace Robot (Experimental Pop) – Solo Act Songs by artists from 80’s including Alexander O Neal and Johnny H…

Matthew Fong

Available in Carlisle from £250

1 Verified bookings

About: Matt is a Comedian that has a base in London and a home in Leeds this comedian has been performing since 2011. His style and material has really come on over the years. He is a Fantastic MC and one o…

Kevin Dewsbury

Available in Carlisle from £300.00

2 Verified bookings

About: Kevin has been a regular fixture on the U.K. comedy circuit for over 15 years, honing his craft through repetitive gigging, developing innovative festival shows, writing and acting. Kevin is a comed…

Giggle Gang Comedy

Available in Carlisle from £200

1 Verified bookings

1 Reviews:

Recent review: Absolute spot on everything I wanted and asked for in my comedian sports on ariveal time at my venue I will definitely use you again many thanks

Dr Kiran Morjaria

Available in Carlisle from £150

About: Witty, sharp and fiercely intelligent, Kiran Morjaria is a young British Asian stand up and junior doctor. Kiran mixes observational humour with high energy, gag filled stories about life as a junior…

Gerald B Smythe

Available in Carlisle from £180.00

About: Upper class character, snide, love to hate? Scripted with some lines to handle hecklers who are supposed to shout at him.

Dominic Woodward

Available in Carlisle from £300

About: I started comedy young and wide eyed back in 2001, with over 19 years experience on the UK circuit I'm a safe pair of hands. My act is cheeky, charming, full of energy and hilarious. I weave side-spl…

Joe Zalias

Available in Carlisle from £200

5 Verified bookings

About: Award winning comedian and entertainer can work both clean and very dirty. I have over a decades experience on the comedy circuit and the corporate circuit. I can write bespoke material for your even…

The Dame Elizabeth Show

Available in Carlisle from £100- 450

1 Reviews:

About: The Dame Elizabeth Show is a full Adult Comedy Female Impersonator Show. With a mixture of mime, live vocals, standup comedy, glamourous gowns and old and modern choreography.

Craig Davies Magic

Available in Carlisle from £165

6 Verified bookings

3 Reviews:

Recent review: "Original, charismatic, funny and genuine a true performer! Craig’s close up magic worked amazingly well within the night’s entertainment package he was a joy to host and dived deep into encouraging people into the overall experience of the Warrant Officers and Sergeants Mess Christmas Ball. He is a first rate magician and comedian and he comes highly recommended from Donnington’s Warrant Officers and Sergeants Mess. Thank you Craig."