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Stand-up Comedians in Surrey

Hire Surrey's finest stand-up comedians for your 2026 event. From lively birthday celebrations to corporate comedy nights at G Live, browse 40 top-notch performers delivering brilliant laughs.

Every stand-up act on Poptop has been carefully vetted by our team, taking into account their listing quality, professional reputation, and verified client feedback to guarantee a stellar show.
Hiring a stand-up comedian typically costs an average of £785 per event, with the final price varying based on your event duration and specific performance requirements.
Our brilliant Surrey suppliers have delivered 188 unforgettable events, earning 49 glowing reviews and an impressive average rating of 4.84* out of 5*.

A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts

from £395 / event

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Reviews for Stand-up Comedians in Surrey

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Ellis16 Dec 2022

Booked for Christmas party

Philip was brilliant, read the room well and adapted the the multitude of cultures we had within our office. The Limerick he created specific to our business was excellent and I couldn't recommend him more for a work event.

Katherine Inufusa21 May 2022

Booked for Birthday party

From the first contact Nick was brilliant. I had hired him for my dad's 70th birthday party so I gave him some details about my dad and he was able to tailor the set to him. Nick also coped really well with all the children running around him with lightsabers throughout the set.

Paula8 May 2021

Booked for Hen party

Dylan is talented, friendly and funny! He agreed to do an online performance for our hen party and even from distance he made all of us laugh. Totally recommended.

Colin Le Boutillier29 Dec 2019

Booked for Christmas party

John was a pleasure to deal with right from the start. He helped our night go perfect especially since this was all arranged at the last minute. The guests all enjoyed his great voice and joining in on the Karaoke. Thanks John

MAB (South West) Ltd7 Dec 2018

Booked for Christmas party

Excellent service from Comedy 24 and the comedian we had for our office party - Luke Honnoraty - was brilliant. Would certainly recommend.

Michael Holley24 Feb 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

I can thoroughly recommend Ian for your event either large or small. Despite a low number of people at our event he kept us all entertained and put on an excellent show. Very professional, kept in contact before the event and arrived an hour before his scheduled time to see the space we had and decide where to set up. Will definitely book again and recommend to my fellow club managers.

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Stand-up Comedians in Surrey

A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.

4.95(38 reviews)

• 102 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 42 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.

🎉 New to Poptop

Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £2,995 / event

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

🎉 New to Poptop

Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event

Rain-soaked live performer in black cap and graphic shirt sings into a mic, spotlighted against a dark, moody concert stage.

5.0(2 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Award-Winning Stand-Up Comedian | Lovdev Barpaga

Award-winning comedian blending sharp one-liners, storytelling and audience interaction to create unforgettable entertainment for parties, weddings and corporate events.

from £250 / event

A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.

🎉 New to Poptop

Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

Audience watches a Virgin Media O2 catering talk in a dark venue, with twin screens, colorful stage panels, and polished event lighting.

🎉 New to Poptop

Corporate Event Host & Awards MC Who Brings the Room to Life

Corporate Event Host and Awards MC with 500+ five-star reviews. Keeping programmes flowing, speakers supported and audiences engaged - with warmth, confidence and no forced participation.

from £341 / event

Laughter fills the cozy venue, with a diverse crowd seated on wooden chairs, enjoying a vibrant night of entertainment and connection.

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

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Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you. This show will have 3 comedians and a host. Once you advise us of the date and time we will see which comedians are available, and provide you with a suggested show putting together a line-up that will create a hilarious and memorable evening.

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We are one of the best up-and-coming comedy clubs in London. We have a large base of performers from up-and-coming comics to established TV names, where we guarantee to give you a unique and entertaining evening.

from £1000 / event

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