Hire Stand-up Comedian in Surrey

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Stand-up Comedians in Surrey

Ready to bring some serious belly laughs to your next event in Surrey? Discover our hand-picked selection of top-notch stand-up comedy acts available for hire! We have 38 brilliant comedians on Poptop, ranging from seasoned solo performers to hilarious sketch acts and improv troupes, perfect for private parties, corporate functions, or charity evenings across the county. Get ready to impress your guests and guarantee a night of unforgettable humour.

Every stand-up comedian on this list has been personally vetted by our team, ensuring top-tier talent, glowing reputations, and a proven track record of hilarious performances.
The average hire price for stand-up comedy is £1264 per event, with the final cost varying based on the comedian's experience, performance duration, and the type of show.
Our amazing stand-up comedians in Surrey have collectively served 181 events, accumulating 52 verified reviews with an impressive average rating of 4.85*.

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

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Reviews for Stand-up Comedians in Surrey

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Surrey

Dean Swift4 Jul 2023

Booked for Wedding

We booked Dominic for our wedding reception. All our guests were howling with laughter, and we would definitely recommend him, Thanks Dominic for a making our day a day to remember.

Carole Mills28 Nov 2021

Booked for Anniversary

David Arnold is a good comedian. We had a family celebration and feel he is more comfortable with an adult audience as he struggled a little with his material due to young children being present.

Simon Vernon5 Oct 2021

Booked for Private party

What a fantastic entertainment experience. A laugh a minute, everyone commented at how great Wayne's show was and it lifted everyone which made our event go off with a blast! Highly recommended for anyone looking for a great comedy act interviewed with high-quality magic!

Kalaivani lingam21 Mar 2021

Booked for Birthday party

Nick was great! He had audience in stitches !! Given it was a zoom party he did very well to engage the audience. Recommend him highly and hope to see him live when lockdown is over . Thank you Nick

Andrew Booth22 Dec 2020

Booked for Christmas party

Dom provided a virtual set for our staff Christmas party which was cancelled due to COVID. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it and I can't recommend Dom enough.

Kerry7 Sep 2020

Booked for Wedding

David was brilliant really set the tune for the event and everyone loved it. I was just really impressed and would definitely book again

We delivered next level parties for exceptional companies

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A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.

🎉 New to Poptop

Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

A serious man with a beard wears a floral button-up shirt, a microphone hanging around his neck, against a muted gray backdrop.

5.0(6 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Pat Draper

I've over 12 years experience as a comic and have ran multiple nights. I have excellent joke writing skills and can provide a bespoke service - catering jokes to suit the bookings.

from £390 / event

A speaker in a black suit and hat engages the audience with a microphone, illuminated by vibrant blue stage lights, creating a dynamic atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 47 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.

🎉 New to Poptop

Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £1,200 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.

4.95(37 reviews)

• 96 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £400 / event

A glamorous woman with curls wears a navy netted veil and striking red lipstick, exuding vintage elegance against a textured backdrop.

🎉 New to Poptop

French Comedy Chanteuse - Interactive songstress from a bygone era.

French-inspired songs and comedy audience interaction from Chanteuse Chantal. 'Allo 'Allo meets Film Noir meets Edith Piaf.

from £400 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

A speaker in a tuxedo passionately engages an audience in a warmly lit, intimate setting, featuring polished wooden chairs and a sleek presentation screen.

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

4.8(5 reviews)

• 10 bookings

I provide a 60-90 minute hilarious comedy hypnosis show, from start to finish. Before the performance, I will explain about hypnosis, what to expect, and why you will regret it, if you don't volunteer! Then the fun stuff! Hypnotising friends, loved ones, into a hypnotic trance acting out some hilarious funny skits, from horse racing 🐎 to aliens translators to believing they're Micheal Flatley doing the Irish river dance 🕺. You're the stars⭐ and you're only limited by your imagination ✅

About supplier

I've been performing my comedy hypnosis show for 9 years, seen on TV, performed at holiday parks, weddings, corporate events, pubs & clubs, and abroad. I have a fantastic history with excellent feedback from past clients, thats because I go the extra mile to insure my shows are the best!

from £350 / event

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