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Jon Matthews

Stand Up Set - 20 Minutes

20 minute stand up performance (can be clean but will certainly be political). Jon Matthews is an insightful stand up comedian whose work has been described as a 'a hilarious post-modern commentary on politics and popular culture'. Full of irony, surrealism, self deprecation and political comment with a dry crowd pleasing delivery, his performances have created much mirth wherever he has travelled. "Punchlines you can feel smart for getting." - Chortle "Even the depressed middle-aged men in polo shirts were amused." - China Business News "A top compere, so good he don't need the 'h'." - Simon Munnery "Extravagantly bearded, nicely silly." - Bath Echo "Jon’s hilarious blend of irony, surrealism, self-deprecation and political commentary always make him a real crowd pleaser." - Chapter 12 Comedy Club

From: £100 per event

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Nick Page

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Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes

Award winning, versatile comic Can tailor material to your event Happy to work clean Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries Excellent references

From: £400 per event

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Matt Green

Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes

I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).

From: £500 per event

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Bennett Arron

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starring in the Radio 4 sitcom ALONE alongside Angus Deayton. He is a past Presenter of E4's Big Brother's Little Brother and he presented two Television documentaries: "The Kosher Comedian" and "How To Steal an Identity". He has also presented his own shows on BBC Radio Wales and BBC 3 Counties Radio. His 20-30 minute stand-up set has no swearing but it does have jokes. Lots of jokes.

From: £1100 per event

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Comedy Hypnotist Show

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30 yrs Experienced Stage Hypnotist for Corporate Events and Private Shows.

Hi there, thanks for your request. I bet you spit your coffee out when you saw the price quoted, right? Don't panic, this is an automated quote. You Need to speak with me for the most suitable show and fee. (it could be more or less!!) The only way you can do that, is reply to this message right away and your number will come up. I will give you a call and we can work out exactly what you need, how I can make your event amazing and fit your budget. Don't look at the quote and say "HOW MUCH?" and then run away screaming... Talk to me. I am here to help you and PopTop doesn't give me your phone number until you reply. You want the best act you can afford and you don't want to waste money on someone who is cheap and rubbish, do you? You need me as much as I need you. Speak soon, Christian P Taylor MMC Aka Chris Doc Strange the Comedy Hypnotist and Chris P Tee Magician.

From: £795 per event

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Raul Kohli

Stand Up Comedy - Up To 30 Minutes Performance

Not many acts on the circuit will provide as high quality a night as Rahul Kohli. A comedian who is often on the TV, Radio, and headlining most local clubs, Raul Kohli can provide an intimate and fun affair whether you want crowdwork or just a straight stand up set. Can be at your event for up to an hour, with a 30 minute performance. ‘Inspiringly Intelligent’ – Paul Sinha ‘A powerful, passionate, open-minded, intelligent voice. It is superb political comedy and commentary’ – The Scotsman

From: £150 per event

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Philip Simon

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Comedy Speech Writing

Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the following with some jokes: Wedding Speech - Best Man/Groom/Bride/Father of the Bride Corporate Speech in a Board Meeting or AGM Corporate Presentation Annual Reports/Newsletters Whether you wanted something started from scratch, or just want some tweaks made to an existing project, for just an initial setup fee, followed by a reasonable hourly rate, I'd be happy to work with you, either in person or remotely via email to enhance whatever it is you're working on. I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully working with you to create a fantastic speech. Best wishes, Philip

From: £75 per event

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Momentum Artist Management

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Tony Cowards - Comedian

Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k. "The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine “An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a delight to watch perform ★★★★” - BroadwayBaby"A beaut of a one-liner merchant" - LondonisFunny dot com Tony is capable of a completely clean set - his broad appeal makes him a popular choice for corporate, military and sports club gigs. *This package is for a 30 minute set

From: £100 per event

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Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny

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Comedian service - Dylan Altoft Painfully Funny

This is a 60 minute length family friendly comedy show. Filled with jokes both adult and children can enjoy, with several comedy skits all throughout with even comedy parody songs, comedy dancing and singing throughout as well. It goes from topics like mobile phones, having red hair, facebook, family and friends and how we all live with them. The show starts with a comedy skit, the middle a unique comedy dance compliation on how to tidy your bedroom for the kids with a parody song of Timber at the end. Requires minimal technical reqirements, only the need to play audio tracks. This show has been enjoyed at Holiday parks like Haven and Pontins and has plenty of different variety for children and adults to enjoy together.

From: £150 per event

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Wayne The Weird

(16)

Stand Up Comedy

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location of any event. I can provide a interactive stand up comedy magic set to amaze and amuse the guests at your event. Prices quoted will be from a 20 minute set.

From: £180 per event

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Purple Cactus Productions

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Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes

Hello Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where you are providing dinner as well to provide added value to the customer. For more details, just ask!

From: £600 per event

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Drew Cameron

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Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes

I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’. Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards). FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!! As well as live comedy events, you may have also my impressions on TV shows such as the FRANK SKINNER SHOW, or DEAD RINGERS. If your looking to book an original and versatile impressionist, I am suitable for all types of events, from corporate promotions, voice over work, comedy clubs and theme nights through to private events. I provide my own PA system. The performance would normally last up to 60 minutes. However, in the right circumstances, a further 30 minutes could be added, including songs if required. I regularly get 5 STAR REVIEWS from the clients.

From: £425 per event

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Wayne The Weird

Available in Portsmouth from £175

38 Verified bookings

16 Reviews:

Recent review: We booked wayne for a hen do he was fantastic! Really clever close up magic that had us all baffled and really fun - also put together some unique touches for the bride to be and taught her a trick that she performed for us! Cant recommend him enough and will use him again.

Sunjai Arif

Available in Portsmouth from £100

About: Sunjai Arif is a comedian and comedy promoter available to perform at and/or organise your event at anything from fundraisers or charity events to private parties. He quickly wins over audiences w…

Music, Magic & Mirth

Available in Portsmouth from £250

4 Verified bookings

3 Reviews:

Recent review: Excellent value, both Wayne and Maryellen entertained and were very well received. Well worth a look ...

Liam Howells

Available in Portsmouth from £You set the price

About: Liam Howells is a young comedian with an old soul and back pain to match. Based in Southampton he’s happy to travel this land in search of an audience to yell and babble on too till they tell him to …

Paul McCaffrey

Available in Portsmouth from £500

About: I am a stand up Comedian with 10 years professional experience. I have appeared on Live at the Apollo, Russell Howards Good News and was in the UK version of impractical Jokers. I have been the tour …

Andrew White

Available in Portsmouth from £150

7 Verified bookings

8 Reviews:

Recent review: A very funny young man who entertained us all very much

Unprepared! Comedy

Available in Portsmouth from £500

About: Unprepared! are a comedy troupe specialising in a mix of improvised comedy, stand-up and pioneering long-form musical improvisation. With tried and tested shows adored by audiences from Edinburgh to …

Drew Cameron

Available in Portsmouth from £350

10 Verified bookings

8 Reviews:

Recent review: Drew was very helpful and worked with me to get the most out of his act for the night. He was mindful of the audience and everyone really enjoyed his act!

Philip Simon

Available in Portsmouth from £300

19 Verified bookings

11 Reviews:

Recent review: I booked Philip for an evening presentation dinner and I could not recommend him enough. Philip was nice and early, really relaxed which in turn made me relaxed which was great. Philip was very flexible with a last minute change in the event schedule and his performance was tremendous, really good interaction with the crowd. If I ever need a comedian for any event Philip would be my first choice.

Joke Club Comedy Clubs

Available in Portsmouth from £400

About: Are you looking to book a comedian for a special comedy event? Or thinking about booking a full comedy event? Or might you be looking for an After Dinner Celebrity Comedian for a special corporate fu…

Matt Green

Available in Portsmouth from £500.00

About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…

Comedy Magician

Available in Portsmouth from £enquire

About: Tommy Cooper Tribute The UK's No.1 Comedy and Magic by Clive St.James Magic Circle Member I have been performing and entertaining for over thirty years. My goal has always been to surpass a client's…

Purple Cactus Productions

Available in Portsmouth from £500

2 Verified bookings

2 Reviews:

Recent review: Excellent performance. Great night had by all. Just what the doctor ordered, a couple of hours of belly laughs. Very many thanks Highly recommended.

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Momentum Artist Management

Available in Portsmouth from £250

5 Verified bookings

4 Reviews:

Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.

Austin Talent

Available in Portsmouth from £350.00

3 Reviews:

About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows. JOHN ROBERTS…

Ian Stone

Available in Portsmouth from £1250

2 Verified bookings

About: Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…

Jake Young

Available in Portsmouth from £100

2 Verified bookings

1 Reviews:

Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking. Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for you on Saturday28th