Hire comedian in Tyne and Wear

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Tyne and Wear, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Tyne and Wear

Hire the best comedians in Tyne and Wear for your 2026 event. Choose from 31 talented stand-up acts, perfect for corporate functions and lively evening parties at The Biscuit Factory.

Every comedian in this selection has been vetted by our team, using key signals like performance quality, reliability, and verified client feedback to rank the very best.
The average price for hiring a comedian is £847 per event, with final costs depending on the act's experience and your event duration.
Poptop’s comedians in Tyne and Wear have proudly brought the laughs to 128 events, earning 26 verified reviews with an impressive 4.81* average rating.

🎉 New to Poptop

Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Tyne and Wear

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Tyne and Wear

Jamie Underwood11 Sep 2023

Booked for Birthday party

Fantastic performance from Joe Zalias and all three comedians that he brought along. Joe was very easy to deal with and quickly responded to all my enquiries. We had a fantastic night that kept everybody laughing.

Allison Millard12 Jun 2023

Booked for Private party

We were delighted with the whole service from start to finish. The entertainment went down extremely well with everyone in the company. Really brought everyone together

Mark Grazier30 Dec 2022

Booked for Christmas party

You get what you pay for and that was apparent with our booking . It wasn’t to everyone’s taste but more likes than not. Thank you.

Tom Santillo31 Jan 2020

Booked for Other Event

Perfect for our event. Paul found the perfect level of humour for our crowd - a tall ask considering it was a masonic mix of all ages. Well done! Would highly recommend for corporate gigs.

Terry Winnan8 Jun 2019

Booked for Wedding

Louis was perfect at our wedding reception. Turned up on time, was really nice to talk to and his performance was right for us. Me and my wife loved everything he said, and he dealt well with our crowd, picking up well on the vibe and reacting suitably and professionally. Good work Louis!

Zoe Brodie8 Nov 2018

Booked for Other Event

After initially turning Louis down for an event only because we were looking for female acts he contacted us in his capacity as an agent and boy are we glad he did. Louis made a site visit not only to view the venue but to find out exactly what we need and he delivered. Loius organised our evening to perfection, guiding us all the way to make sure our first event was a success. Even on the night Louise attended to make sure everything went smoothly which was a god send as the speakers and mike we has purchased were not fit for purpose so in steps Louise with a spare and sets everything up for us. He's well connected and has booked us some high profile acts and we've already commisioned him to set up our next event and can't reccomend him enough. We will of course be booking him to do a stand up eveing of his own with us. Great guy, great service, professional and friendly :-)

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Comedians in Tyne and Wear

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A cozy comedy club features colorful chairs arranged in rows, bright daylight streaming through large windows, and warm wooden accents.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Turn Your Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy

Full service to provide a top comedy night at your pub, club or venue. The best in live Stand up comedy hosted by Joe Zalias

from £750 / event

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

A man in a tailored blue suit and light shirt poses thoughtfully against a plain backdrop, conveying a professional, introspective vibe.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 26 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

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Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

Comedian in red plaid shirt points on a dark club stage, with purple-red lighting, microphone, drums, and a small crowd creating energetic live entertainment vibes.

🎉 New to Poptop

Comedy Party Host & MC – Crowd Work, Games & Improvised Comedy

More than just an MC! I’ll host your event with crowd work, games and improvised comedy, keeping guests laughing and the night moving. Book me to make your party a show!

from £250 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

Smiling host with microphone selfies a packed, cheering audience under blue-purple stage lights, lively event-catering atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 42 bookings

Philip Simon: Award-Winnning Comedian Bringing Laughs to your Event

From funny anecdotes to witty one-liners and impressive crowd work, let this brilliant, award-winning comedian entertain you and your guests, bringing laughter and merriment to any event.

from £450 / event

A man in a blue suit and bowler hat holds a long and a dog-shaped blue balloon, with a light backdrop creating a fun, lively atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

A performer stands energetically on stage, illuminated by spotlight against a dark backdrop, while an engaged audience enjoys the comedy atmosphere.

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Personalised & Interactive Comedy Night

"Perfect! humour, tone, research, engagement. Staff really enjoyed it, which for a Zoom session where they got rinsed says something about Rauls skill & talent.” – Curtis Gabriel

from £350 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event

A vibrant performance space features a crowd, softly illuminated by purple lighting, with an ornate ceiling highlighting an intimate atmosphere.

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,500 / event

A smiling man in a burgundy blazer stands under bright, circular lights against a vibrant red backdrop, creating a lively, theatrical atmosphere.

4.27(11 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)

Ignacio Lopez, seen on Live at the Apollo and Celebrity Pointless, is a top UK headliner with a unique style, selling out festivals and impressing audiences worldwide.

from £2,240 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

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Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez comedy show is probably the funniest and most original around. All our fast-paced stage hypnosis shows provide a tasteful and hilarious event that everyone talks about for months afterwards for all the right reasons; what a great way to get everyone laughing. It's suitable for everyone and all age groups - the audience are the stars of the evening and everyone is treated with respect. We can always tailor the content to your theme and can make the content more adult if appropriate.

About supplier

Over 1.5 million YouTube views means we are making a lot of people laugh !! Highly experienced in both stage hypnosis and hypnotherapy, Simon Sez has been entertaining and helping people for many years in the UK and abroad. Member of Federation of Ethical Stage Hypnotists and fully insured.

from £595 / event