Hire comedian in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Newcastle Upon Tyne, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Inject some laughter into your next event with Newcastle Upon Tyne's best comedians for hire! We’ve got 31 top-rated comedians ready to entertain, whether you need a stand-up act, a hilarious host, or character comedy for your private party or corporate gathering. From intimate gigs at The Stand Comedy Club to lively corporate functions at The Boiler Shop, our comedians promise unforgettable moments. Browse our selection and get ready to giggle!

Every comedian in this list has been personally vetted by our team, guaranteeing quality based on their reputation, performance history, and verified client reviews.
The average hire price for a comedian is £1321 per event, with costs varying based on the length of the performance and the type of act.
Our Newcastle Upon Tyne comedians have collectively performed at 129 events, accumulating 31 verified reviews with an impressive average rating of 4.77* out of 5*.

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Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne

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Kate Parsons9 Nov 2025

Booked for Celebration

Very good value for money and very funny ! Great magic and entertained all different ages at the venue ! Highly recommend his services

David Harris8 Aug 2022

Booked for Corporate Function

I was recommended the website from a co-organiser and did some searching. We then looked on YouTube of video clips of Raul and liked what we saw. The booking was easily made and Raul more than honoured the contract and was always in communication; he even chased me for confirmation whilst I was organising which I appreciated. The show itself was superb, a very funny and talented comedian who we would certainly book again. I know he is appearing in Edinburgh soon and as such I’ve recommended him to friends who are attending the festival there.

lee whittaker14 Oct 2019

Booked for Other Event

Absolute spot on everything I wanted and asked for in my comedian sports on ariveal time at my venue I will definitely use you again many thanks

Angela Rickwood22 Oct 2019

Booked for Birthday party

Ian did a performance at our 50th Birthday party. What a brilliant performance so funny and Ian made sure everyone was included with a mix of table mind reading and the hypnosis show. Ian is brilliantly funny and a first class entertainer who can manage with a small or large event. Everyone from the 78 year olds to the 2 year old were mesmorised...would highly recommend Ian's show!!!

Paul Vinnicombe14 Jun 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

I booked Philip for an evening presentation dinner and I could not recommend him enough. Philip was nice and early, really relaxed which in turn made me relaxed which was great. Philip was very flexible with a last minute change in the event schedule and his performance was tremendous, really good interaction with the crowd. If I ever need a comedian for any event Philip would be my first choice.

Richard Jackson13 Jun 2019

Booked for Birthday party

Wayne definitely lived up to his name and gave a fantastic and memorable performance. He had everyone in stitches and there was plenty of crowd involvement. Simply brilliant.

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A man in a tailored blue suit and light shirt poses thoughtfully against a plain backdrop, conveying a professional, introspective vibe.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 25 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

A cozy comedy club features colorful chairs arranged in rows, bright daylight streaming through large windows, and warm wooden accents.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 47 bookings

Turn Your Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy

Full service to provide a top comedy night at your pub, club or venue. The best in live Stand up comedy hosted by Joe Zalias

from £750 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 47 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A cheerful individual in a colorful bathing suit and vibrant green swim cap sits on a stone platform, chatting on a yellow rotary phone, surrounded by a serene watery landscape that evokes a playful, relaxed vibe.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Stephanie Laing

Stephanie quickly established herself as one of the most promising acts of her generation on the circuit, blending the quirky oddness of Maria Bamford with the upbeat charm of Josie Long!

from £560 / event

The portrait features a joyful man in a stylish black blazer with colorful details, under bright studio lighting, radiating charisma.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Josh Elton

Swansea-born Josh Elton, a bilingual Jewish comic with over eight years and a thousand gigs in Welsh comedy, delivers high-energy humor that excites any crowd.

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Danny Deegan

With the confidence of a top North-West comedian, Danny Deegan's mischievous tales have captivated audiences nationwide.

from £560 / event

A thoughtful woman showcases an expressive pose with her chin resting on her hand, framed in soft, dramatic lighting against a dark backdrop.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Karen Bayley

A seasoned host and MC, Karen's saucy wit, confident presence, and sharp one-liners have made her a comedy force, winning awards and captivating audiences for over a decade.

from £560 / event

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4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Don Biswas

Don Biswas blends political humour and personal insights, tackling disability and conspiracy theories, with performances in the UK, USA, and Switzerland.

from £560 / event

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a green sweater, exudes confidence against a softly blurred dark background, creating a relaxed atmosphere.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Funmbi Omotayo

Funmbi Omotayo’s warm style and witty stories of Hackney and Nigerian roots have earned him multiple comedy awards.

from £560 / event

A smiling man in a burgundy blazer stands under bright, circular lights against a vibrant red backdrop, creating a lively, theatrical atmosphere.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)

Ignacio Lopez, seen on Live at the Apollo and Celebrity Pointless, is a top UK headliner with a unique style, selling out festivals and impressing audiences worldwide.

from £2,240 / event

A cheerful bartender stands in a lively bar, holding a microphone and a beer tap, surrounded by vibrant liquor bottles and warm lighting.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

James Dowdeswell - the UK's Leading Craft Beer Comedian

James Dowdeswell, "The Craft Beer Comedian," blends comedy with beer-tasting and headlines UK clubs, with performances worldwide.

from £600 / event

A close-up microphone glistens under moody red lights, with a lively crowd blurred in the background, creating an energetic nightlife vibe.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Comedy Night - Full Package

Our comedians are truly event chameleons - on hand to bring the laughs to your event through a standard comedy set, hosting/MCing, or something more unconventional, all tailored to you.

from £1,400 / event

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4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Russell Arathoon

A regular at prestigious clubs such as Top Secret & Up The Creek, Russell Arathoon has shared the stage with Joe Lycett, Sean Walsh, and even the chatty man himself Alan Carr.

from £560 / event

A man with a beard wears a vibrant floral shirt against a tropical backdrop, creating a lively, artistic atmosphere full of color.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Michael Legge

Michael is a comedy legend—MTV presenter, Comedy Central star, 11-time Edinburgh performer, Sony Award winner, BAFTA nominee, and global sensation. If you want a show stopper, he’s your man!

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian: Sully O'Sullivan

Sully O'Sullivan is a seasoned international comedian known for his quick wit & versatile performances, having toured globally & supported icons like Tim Vine, Steve Hughes, and Mick Foley.

from £560 / event

A vibrant performance space features a crowd, softly illuminated by purple lighting, with an ornate ceiling highlighting an intimate atmosphere.

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,500 / event

A vibrant outdoor stage bathed in colorful lights sets the scene for an engaging performance, with an audience seated in foldable chairs.

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

A performer in a plaid shirt engages an audience under dim stage lighting, creating an intimate, lively atmosphere perfect for comedy.

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Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Raul Kohli has fast become one of the most captivating acts on the circuit. As one of the few Asians to have grown up in the far north of England, e’s been blessed with a Worldview that upends ethnicity, culture and class. Combining ‘Superb political comedy’ with surreal storytelling.

About supplier

Raul is an award-winning comedian (NATYS 2017) and appears regularly at some of the biggest comedy clubs around the World (The Stand Edinburgh, Laugh Canvas India, Comedyhuis Netherlands).

from £150 / event

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