Hire comedian in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Newcastle Upon Tyne, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Hire top-rated comedians for your 2026 Newcastle Upon Tyne event. Explore 31 brilliant comedic acts for your birthday bashes, corporate comedy nights, or venue events at The Biscuit Factory.

Every comedian in our Newcastle Upon Tyne selection undergoes rigorous vetting by our team, taking into account listing quality, past performances, and verified client feedback to guarantee top-tier entertainment.
Booking a comedian in the area typically averages £833 per event, with the final cost varying based on your performance duration and specific event requirements.
Our Newcastle Upon Tyne comedians have brought the laughs to 135 events, earning 29 verified reviews and an impressive average rating of 4.76* out of 5*.

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Newcastle Upon Tyne

Ellis16 Dec 2022

Booked for Christmas party

Philip was brilliant, read the room well and adapted the the multitude of cultures we had within our office. The Limerick he created specific to our business was excellent and I couldn't recommend him more for a work event.

Tom Santillo31 Jan 2020

Booked for Other Event

Perfect for our event. Paul found the perfect level of humour for our crowd - a tall ask considering it was a masonic mix of all ages. Well done! Would highly recommend for corporate gigs.

Teresa Shillingford30 Mar 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

"Karen was perfect for our ladies day event, her type of comedy suited the room. She went down a storm with everyoneThanks Karen x"

Malcolm Eustace1 Mar 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

"Paul, arrived early, he was well prepared for the evening. He was soon engaging with the people attending the event, even before it began. His show was excellent, very funny and the magic was spell-binding. Very happy with booking, I can certainly recommend Paul for future events."

Ania Leonard10 Apr 2018

Booked for Other Event

I hired Luke for a work event - the first time I have booked a comedian, and we weren't disappointed. He kept us entertained with his warm and relatable humour and was a pleasure to work with. Definitely recommended!

Michael Holley24 Feb 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

I can thoroughly recommend Ian for your event either large or small. Despite a low number of people at our event he kept us all entertained and put on an excellent show. Very professional, kept in contact before the event and arrived an hour before his scheduled time to see the space we had and decide where to set up. Will definitely book again and recommend to my fellow club managers.

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A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

A man in a blue suit and bowler hat holds a long and a dog-shaped blue balloon, with a light backdrop creating a fun, lively atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

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🎉 New to Poptop

Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event

🎉 New to Poptop

Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

A vibrant outdoor stage bathed in colorful lights sets the scene for an engaging performance, with an audience seated in foldable chairs.

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

A man in a tailored blue suit and light shirt poses thoughtfully against a plain backdrop, conveying a professional, introspective vibe.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 26 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A cozy comedy club features colorful chairs arranged in rows, bright daylight streaming through large windows, and warm wooden accents.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Turn Your Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy

Full service to provide a top comedy night at your pub, club or venue. The best in live Stand up comedy hosted by Joe Zalias

from £750 / event

A performer in a plaid shirt engages an audience under dim stage lighting, creating an intimate, lively atmosphere perfect for comedy.

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance

Enjoy an uplifting and hilarious performance from Raul, the perfect addition to your next special event!

from £150 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

Comedian in orange plaid shirt performs with microphone on a small black stage, Top Secret Comedy Club sign above, moody spotlight.

🎉 New to Poptop

Personalised Comedy Roast – A Stand-Up Set About Your Guests

A personalised comedy roast built around your guest of honour — using your stories, inside jokes and embarrassing moments. Book now and give them a night they’ll never forget

from £300 / event

A smiling man in a burgundy blazer stands under bright, circular lights against a vibrant red backdrop, creating a lively, theatrical atmosphere.

4.27(11 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)

Ignacio Lopez, seen on Live at the Apollo and Celebrity Pointless, is a top UK headliner with a unique style, selling out festivals and impressing audiences worldwide.

from £2,240 / event

A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 42 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

A vibrant performance space features a crowd, softly illuminated by purple lighting, with an ornate ceiling highlighting an intimate atmosphere.

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Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular comedy night! Included in the price will be 4 top comedians. These will be a full pro night of comedy rivalling those of the biggest clubs in the UK, more often than not including acts as seen on shows like Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and more! Show length approx 2 1/2 hour. We can also provide artwork and assistance listing tickets for sale should this be an event open to the public.

About supplier

Nodding Dog Comedy provide some of the best comedy nights in the country. A excellent PR opportunity attracting new custom to your venue and an unforgettable night for all that attend. We only work with the best comedians and our shows leave venues delighted and audiences begging for more!

from £1500 / event

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