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Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford
Inject some hilarious energy into your next event with Guildford’s best stand-up comedy acts for hire! We’ve got 37 brilliant comedians ready to bring the house down, perfect for anything from corporate evenings to private parties and even wedding entertainment. Whether you're after observational wit, a master of improv, or a sharp character act, our hand-picked selection guarantees big laughs and an unforgettable night. Dive in and discover your next comedy sensation!
Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward
I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.
from £300 / event
Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!
Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.
from £600 / event
Awards Host - 1.5 Hours
“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...
from £2,000 / event
'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show
Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.
from £620 / event
Stand Up Comedy Magic
Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more
from £180 / event
Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian/compere for your corporate event
Want to really help your guests enjoy your event? Then let comedian Philip Simon do all the hard work. From telling jokes to presenting awards & even hosting the night, we've got it covered.
from £800 / event
Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian bringing huge laughs to your event
Want a comedian who can entertain you and your guests with his tried and tested material whilst also bringing as much fresh and bespoke material as you'd like? Thought so. Let's chat!
from £600 / event
Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!
Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.
from £1,000 / event
Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian
With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!
from £600 / event
Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford
Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"
from £460 / event
Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy
You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.
from £350 / event
Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page
I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events
from £500 / event
Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!
Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience
from £400 / event
Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist. Tasteful & UK's funniest
1 million+ YouTube views !! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.
from £595 / event
Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show
If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you.
from £1,000 / event
Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes
"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.
from £1,100 / event
Speaker & Comedian for Your Event
As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...
from £1,500 / event
French Comedy Chanteuse - Interactive songstress from a bygone era.
French-inspired songs and comedy audience interaction from Chanteuse Chantal. 'Allo 'Allo meets Film Noir meets Edith Piaf.
from £400 / event
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Surprise Your Guests with Hilarious Comedy Waiters
Our undercover comedy waiters interact with unsuspecting guests, getting bigger and bolder as the event goes on. The Maitre d’ character performs a hilarious speech, specially tailored to the event, and introduces their staff. The waiters also perform a finishing act which is usually a love song (dedicated to one of the guests) or a magic trick! We also liaise with the venue ourselves ahead of the event. The package base price is for two comedy waiters suitable for events with up to 60 guests.
About supplier
All of our waiters are talented working actors or comedians, with years of experience improvising at various corporate and private events all over Europe. They’re highly skilled at gauging the audience and hitting the right note with any crowd.
from £700 / event
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Reviews for Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford
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Bridget Rainey13 Jul 2025
Hiring Pat Draper was the best thing we did to make our family event a success. He and his colleague Jon Pearson delivered a curated set of comedy that everyone was talking about for the next few days. They delivered an amazing evening of laughs and smiles. Working with Pat is a smooth experience - he prepared professionally, stayed within our guidelines (we had a multi-generational audience) yet delivered a great set of comedy that really hit the right tone for our family. Book Pat Draper if you want great comedy professionally delivered.
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ian vass4 Mar 2023
Wayne was hugely professional before the event and really flexible with times and his material.
On the night Wayne was excellent and everyone said how entertaining he was. His act was really fun and he involved guests of all ages. His act was tailored to me and was really funny.
Can’t thank Wayne enough, he was excellent 👍
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Robyn Higson3 Jan 2023
Wayne was great! Brilliant show, perfect level of audience participation (and really chose the best people to do this with!) I would really recommend booking him
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Carole Mills28 Nov 2021
David Arnold is a good comedian.
We had a family celebration and feel he is more comfortable with an adult audience as he struggled a little with his material due to young children being present.
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Daniel Reece15 Nov 2021
30th birthday party at our local.. Joe smashed it he was great 👍... he’s got plenty of sets to suit all tastes and venues... would highly recommend hope to see you soon👋
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STEPHEN HAYES2 Mar 2020
Excellent evening I have had positive responses from so many of the attendees Sully was very entertaining. cheers Stephen Hayes
Scarcroft Golf Club
We delivered next level parties for exceptional companies
We also did more than 40,000 birthday parties. Probably, including your neighbour’s recent big bash.
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