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Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford

Inject some hilarious energy into your next event with Guildford’s best stand-up comedy acts for hire! We’ve got 37 brilliant comedians ready to bring the house down, perfect for anything from corporate evenings to private parties and even wedding entertainment. Whether you're after observational wit, a master of improv, or a sharp character act, our hand-picked selection guarantees big laughs and an unforgettable night. Dive in and discover your next comedy sensation!

Every stand-up comedian on our list has been thoroughly vetted by the Poptop team, ensuring top-tier talent, a fantastic reputation, and a proven track record of hilarious performances.
The average hire price for a stand-up comedian in Guildford is £1264 per event, with costs varying based on the comedian’s experience, show length, and event specifics.
Our amazing stand-up comedians in Guildford have collectively served 176 events, accumulating 49 verified reviews with an outstanding average rating of 4.84* out of 5*.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

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Reviews for Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford

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Sharon Luca21 May 2024

Very easy process. I booked Drew Cameron the BGT impressionist for a Charity event. He was great and the booking was easy and straightforward.

Emma Rose9 Jun 2022

Jon Matthews was everything we'd hoped for on our first comedy night in our country pub. No one knew what to expect and our guests were interested and a little sceptical. Jon was the perfect headliner as he won over the crowd with ease. He is professional, personable, and above all he is bloody funny. Clever, insightful, and sharp as a tack whilst warm and likeable. I'm over the moon and keen to book him again.

Shohaib Qureshi29 Dec 2020

Fantastic host - Great evening, good everyone in the right mood for the holidays. Will happily book again and refer to others!! Looking forward to seeing him live!!

STEPHEN HAYES2 Mar 2020

Excellent evening I have had positive responses from so many of the attendees Sully was very entertaining. cheers Stephen Hayes Scarcroft Golf Club

Mrs Andrea Kane23 Mar 2019

Lee was prompt and we were extremely pleased with his performance. He managed to gauge the audience really well and was highly skilled in adapting his material to suit. He got the audience involved and everyone had a great time. He was excellent when he realised a few kids were there and managed to keep everyone pleased. Would highly recommend him and wouldn't hesitate to book him again for another function.

Mary Eniolu9 Mar 2018

Drew was very helpful and worked with me to get the most out of his act for the night. He was mindful of the audience and everyone really enjoyed his act!

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4.95(37 reviews)

• 94 bookings

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Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 29 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £400 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

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Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £1,200 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

5.0(8 reviews)

• 46 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

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French Comedy Chanteuse - Interactive songstress from a bygone era.

French-inspired songs and comedy audience interaction from Chanteuse Chantal. 'Allo 'Allo meets Film Noir meets Edith Piaf.

from £400 / event

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

5.0(4 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

4.93(14 reviews)

• 20 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

4.8(5 reviews)

• 10 bookings

I provide a 60-90 minute hilarious comedy hypnosis show, from start to finish. Before the performance, I will explain about hypnosis, what to expect, and why you will regret it, if you don't volunteer! Then the fun stuff! Hypnotising friends, loved ones, into a hypnotic trance acting out some hilarious funny skits, from horse racing 🐎 to aliens translators to believing they're Micheal Flatley doing the Irish river dance 🕺. You're the stars⭐ and you're only limited by your imagination ✅

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I've been performing my comedy hypnosis show for 9 years, seen on TV, performed at holiday parks, weddings, corporate events, pubs & clubs, and abroad. I have a fantastic history with excellent feedback from past clients, thats because I go the extra mile to insure my shows are the best!

from £350 / event

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