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Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford

Inject some hilarious energy into your next event with Guildford’s best stand-up comedy acts for hire! We’ve got 37 brilliant comedians ready to bring the house down, perfect for anything from corporate evenings to private parties and even wedding entertainment. Whether you're after observational wit, a master of improv, or a sharp character act, our hand-picked selection guarantees big laughs and an unforgettable night. Dive in and discover your next comedy sensation!

Every stand-up comedian on our list has been thoroughly vetted by the Poptop team, ensuring top-tier talent, a fantastic reputation, and a proven track record of hilarious performances.
The average hire price for a stand-up comedian in Guildford is £1264 per event, with costs varying based on the comedian’s experience, show length, and event specifics.
Our amazing stand-up comedians in Guildford have collectively served 176 events, accumulating 49 verified reviews with an outstanding average rating of 4.84* out of 5*.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

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Reviews for Best Stand-up Comedians in Guildford

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Bridget Rainey13 Jul 2025

Hiring Pat Draper was the best thing we did to make our family event a success. He and his colleague Jon Pearson delivered a curated set of comedy that everyone was talking about for the next few days. They delivered an amazing evening of laughs and smiles. Working with Pat is a smooth experience - he prepared professionally, stayed within our guidelines (we had a multi-generational audience) yet delivered a great set of comedy that really hit the right tone for our family. Book Pat Draper if you want great comedy professionally delivered.

ian vass4 Mar 2023

Wayne was hugely professional before the event and really flexible with times and his material. On the night Wayne was excellent and everyone said how entertaining he was. His act was really fun and he involved guests of all ages. His act was tailored to me and was really funny. Can’t thank Wayne enough, he was excellent 👍

Robyn Higson3 Jan 2023

Wayne was great! Brilliant show, perfect level of audience participation (and really chose the best people to do this with!) I would really recommend booking him

Carole Mills28 Nov 2021

David Arnold is a good comedian. We had a family celebration and feel he is more comfortable with an adult audience as he struggled a little with his material due to young children being present.

Daniel Reece15 Nov 2021

30th birthday party at our local.. Joe smashed it he was great 👍... he’s got plenty of sets to suit all tastes and venues... would highly recommend hope to see you soon👋 Danny R

STEPHEN HAYES2 Mar 2020

Excellent evening I have had positive responses from so many of the attendees Sully was very entertaining. cheers Stephen Hayes Scarcroft Golf Club

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5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

4.94(35 reviews)

• 92 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian/compere for your corporate event

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian/compere for your corporate event

Want to really help your guests enjoy your event? Then let comedian Philip Simon do all the hard work. From telling jokes to presenting awards & even hosting the night, we've got it covered.

from £800 / event

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian bringing huge laughs to your event

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian bringing huge laughs to your event

Want a comedian who can entertain you and your guests with his tried and tested material whilst also bringing as much fresh and bespoke material as you'd like? Thought so. Let's chat!

from £600 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,000 / event

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

5.0(8 reviews)

• 45 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

5.0(4 reviews)

• 1 booking

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £400 / event

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist. Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 29 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist. Tasteful & UK's funniest

1 million+ YouTube views !! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £595 / event

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you.

from £1,000 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

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French Comedy Chanteuse - Interactive songstress from a bygone era.

French-inspired songs and comedy audience interaction from Chanteuse Chantal. 'Allo 'Allo meets Film Noir meets Edith Piaf.

from £400 / event

Surprise Your Guests with Hilarious Comedy Waiters

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Surprise Your Guests with Hilarious Comedy Waiters

5.0(1 review)

• 1 booking

Our undercover comedy waiters interact with unsuspecting guests, getting bigger and bolder as the event goes on. The Maitre d’ character performs a hilarious speech, specially tailored to the event, and introduces their staff. The waiters also perform a finishing act which is usually a love song (dedicated to one of the guests) or a magic trick! We also liaise with the venue ourselves ahead of the event. The package base price is for two comedy waiters suitable for events with up to 60 guests.

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All of our waiters are talented working actors or comedians, with years of experience improvising at various corporate and private events all over Europe. They’re highly skilled at gauging the audience and hitting the right note with any crowd.

from £700 / event

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