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Best Stand-up Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne
Get ready to roar with laughter! Discover Newcastle Upon Tyne’s best stand-up comedy acts for hire, perfect for bringing side-splitting entertainment to your next private party, corporate event, or special celebration. With 31 top-rated comedians available, from hilarious observational comedy to witty one-liners, you're sure to find the perfect act to wow your guests at venues like The Stand Comedy Club or Boiler Shop. Start browsing our incredible talent today!
Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)
Ignacio Lopez, seen on Live at the Apollo and Celebrity Pointless, is a top UK headliner with a unique style, selling out festivals and impressing audiences worldwide.
from £2,240 / event
Comedy Stage Performance
I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...
from £495 / event
Turn Your Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy
Full service to provide a top comedy night at your pub, club or venue. The best in live Stand up comedy hosted by Joe Zalias
from £750 / event
Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue
Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!
from £3,000 / event
Stand Up Comedian Don Biswas
Don Biswas blends political humour and personal insights, tackling disability and conspiracy theories, with performances in the UK, USA, and Switzerland.
from £560 / event
Comedy Night - Full Package
Our comedians are truly event chameleons - on hand to bring the laughs to your event through a standard comedy set, hosting/MCing, or something more unconventional, all tailored to you.
from £1,400 / event
Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian
With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!
from £600 / event
Stand-Up Comedian Danny Deegan
With the confidence of a top North-West comedian, Danny Deegan's mischievous tales have captivated audiences nationwide.
from £560 / event
Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!
Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.
from £1,000 / event
James Dowdeswell - the UK's Leading Craft Beer Comedian
James Dowdeswell, "The Craft Beer Comedian," blends comedy with beer-tasting and headlines UK clubs, with performances worldwide.
from £600 / event
Stand Up Comedian: Sully O'Sullivan
Sully O'Sullivan is a seasoned international comedian known for his quick wit & versatile performances, having toured globally & supported icons like Tim Vine, Steve Hughes, and Mick Foley.
from £560 / event
Stand Up Comedian Stephanie Laing
Stephanie quickly established herself as one of the most promising acts of her generation on the circuit, blending the quirky oddness of Maria Bamford with the upbeat charm of Josie Long!
from £560 / event
Stand Up Comedian Russell Arathoon
A regular at prestigious clubs such as Top Secret & Up The Creek, Russell Arathoon has shared the stage with Joe Lycett, Sean Walsh, and even the chatty man himself Alan Carr.
from £560 / event
Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.
A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.
from £400 / event
Stand Up Comedian Karen Bayley
A seasoned host and MC, Karen's saucy wit, confident presence, and sharp one-liners have made her a comedy force, winning awards and captivating audiences for over a decade.
from £560 / event
Stand-Up Comedian Michael Legge
Michael is a comedy legend—MTV presenter, Comedy Central star, 11-time Edinburgh performer, Sony Award winner, BAFTA nominee, and global sensation. If you want a show stopper, he’s your man!
from £560 / event
Stand-Up Comedian Josh Elton
Swansea-born Josh Elton, a bilingual Jewish comic with over eight years and a thousand gigs in Welsh comedy, delivers high-energy humor that excites any crowd.
from £560 / event
Stand Up Comedian Funmbi Omotayo
Funmbi Omotayo’s warm style and witty stories of Hackney and Nigerian roots have earned him multiple comedy awards.
from £560 / event
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Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance
Raul Kohli has fast become one of the most captivating acts on the circuit. As one of the few Asians to have grown up in the far north of England, e’s been blessed with a Worldview that upends ethnicity, culture and class. Combining ‘Superb political comedy’ with surreal storytelling.
About supplier
Raul is an award-winning comedian (NATYS 2017) and appears regularly at some of the biggest comedy clubs around the World (The Stand Edinburgh, Laugh Canvas India, Comedyhuis Netherlands).
from £150 / event
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Reviews for Best Stand-up Comedians in Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Yaz West7 Jul 2025
Andrew performed a brilliant set at our corporate Pride event. He weaved in original and personalised content, alongside some of the great lines I had already seen in his stand-up clips. Andrew was extremely responsive and easy to work with in the run up to the event. Thank you!
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Andreas Hadjiphanis10 Mar 2025
Wayne The weird was exactly that.... what a great act. Had us all in hysterics..... and what a finish..... did not see that coming !!!!
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Lisa Hufton18 Aug 2024
Pat was a gentleman. I know it was a difficult ask and quite out of the norm but he did it with respect and great care. A truly lovely man. My husband Darren would have really like Pat.
Thank you Pat from the bottom of my heart XX
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Peter Bianco14 Nov 2021
We enjoyed a great 40 minute set from Dominic at our fundraising event. He was warm and funny with many laugh out loud moments. I certainly keep Dominic in mind for future events.
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Ian Tudor3 Jun 2019
We were hosting a charity event which Tom compered and organised the comedians.
To start with Tom was great in his communication and was very friendly to deal with.
On the night he was great. Very funny and perfect as a compere. The comedians he organised had us rolling with laughter.
I would definitely recommend.
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Yvonne Evans5 Jan 2019
Luke proved to be perfect for our event. He was very entertaining and picked up well on the responses from the audience which resulted in many eruptions of laughter throughout his performance. I have had lots of positive feed-back from our guests and even our event support crew on his act - so I am sure this will lead to future bookings for him. Would definitely recommend him.
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