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Best Stand-up Comedians in Lanarkshire

Bring the house down and guarantee giggles at your next event with Lanarkshire's best stand-up comedy acts for hire! We have 27 brilliant comedians ready to perform, whether you're after a hilarious headliner for a corporate gala, a witty MC for a wedding, or an intimate comedy set for a private party. Get ready to laugh and explore our fantastic roster of local talent.

Every stand-up comedian on our list has been thoroughly vetted by the Poptop team, ensuring top-tier talent based on their performance history, client feedback, and overall professionalism.
The average hire price for stand-up comedy in Lanarkshire is £1416 per event, with costs varying depending on the comedian's experience, the length of their set, and the specific package chosen.
Our amazing Lanarkshire-based comedians have collectively served 89 events, receiving 22 verified reviews with an outstanding average rating of 4.91*.

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Karen Bayley

A seasoned host and MC, Karen's saucy wit, confident presence, and sharp one-liners have made her a comedy force, winning awards and captivating audiences for over a decade.

from £560 / event

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Reviews for Best Stand-up Comedians in Lanarkshire

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Lanarkshire

Kate Parsons9 Nov 2025

Booked for Celebration

Very good value for money and very funny ! Great magic and entertained all different ages at the venue ! Highly recommend his services

Richard McNally8 Jul 2024

Booked for Corporate Function

Joe did a great job! He was responsive to emails, arrived punctually, was polite and did a great job of adapting his material to our particular crowd.

Katie Tucker28 Aug 2021

Booked for Anniversary

Joe delivered a phenomenon gig that had everyone laughing from beginning to end. He was also extremely accommodating and that really helped. If you pzazz adding to your do we can't recommend any more highly, he was brilliant.

Dave Broom27 Feb 2019

Booked for Private party

"I booked Louis for a last minute event. Louis not only responded quickly, but immediately showed true professionalism and likeability. When the night came around, Louis promptly showed up and guided us from start to finish on how to get the best out of our audience. When the show began, Louis was hilarious from start to finish and had our guests in fits of laughter throughout. Would highly recommend and will happily book again. If I could rate 10 starts, I would."

Christina Harding30 Nov 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

"Philip handled our last minute emergency brilliantly. Putting us at ease and sending three fantastic comedians. A great night was had by all."

Balvinder22 Mar 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

"It was a great evening both performances turned up on time and were welcomed by our staff. The first act Lorna Shaw only related to a few attendees with in the room due to the act she performed, however the piece she left until the end which was a song caught the attention of the audience and everyone has been talking about it since. The second act Tony Coward smashed it with his performance he had every one howling with laughter with his one liners. Thank you so much for sorting this out for me Kind Regards Balvinder Rana"

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4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Don Biswas

Don Biswas blends political humour and personal insights, tackling disability and conspiracy theories, with performances in the UK, USA, and Switzerland.

from £560 / event

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 25 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

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Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Michael Legge

Michael is a comedy legend—MTV presenter, Comedy Central star, 11-time Edinburgh performer, Sony Award winner, BAFTA nominee, and global sensation. If you want a show stopper, he’s your man!

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Comedy Night - Full Package

Our comedians are truly event chameleons - on hand to bring the laughs to your event through a standard comedy set, hosting/MCing, or something more unconventional, all tailored to you.

from £1,400 / event

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

5.0(8 reviews)

• 46 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Ignacio Lopez (as seen on Live at the Apollo)

Ignacio Lopez, seen on Live at the Apollo and Celebrity Pointless, is a top UK headliner with a unique style, selling out festivals and impressing audiences worldwide.

from £2,240 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Danny Deegan

With the confidence of a top North-West comedian, Danny Deegan's mischievous tales have captivated audiences nationwide.

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Russell Arathoon

A regular at prestigious clubs such as Top Secret & Up The Creek, Russell Arathoon has shared the stage with Joe Lycett, Sean Walsh, and even the chatty man himself Alan Carr.

from £560 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

James Dowdeswell - the UK's Leading Craft Beer Comedian

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

James Dowdeswell - the UK's Leading Craft Beer Comedian

James Dowdeswell, "The Craft Beer Comedian," blends comedy with beer-tasting and headlines UK clubs, with performances worldwide.

from £600 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Funmbi Omotayo

Funmbi Omotayo’s warm style and witty stories of Hackney and Nigerian roots have earned him multiple comedy awards.

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand-Up Comedian Josh Elton

Swansea-born Josh Elton, a bilingual Jewish comic with over eight years and a thousand gigs in Welsh comedy, delivers high-energy humor that excites any crowd.

from £560 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian: Sully O'Sullivan

Sully O'Sullivan is a seasoned international comedian known for his quick wit & versatile performances, having toured globally & supported icons like Tim Vine, Steve Hughes, and Mick Foley.

from £560 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,500 / event

4.2(10 reviews)

• 62 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Stephanie Laing

Stephanie quickly established herself as one of the most promising acts of her generation on the circuit, blending the quirky oddness of Maria Bamford with the upbeat charm of Josie Long!

from £560 / event

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Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Raul Kohli has fast become one of the most captivating acts on the circuit. As one of the few Asians to have grown up in the far north of England, e’s been blessed with a Worldview that upends ethnicity, culture and class. Combining ‘Superb political comedy’ with surreal storytelling.

About supplier

Raul is an award-winning comedian (NATYS 2017) and appears regularly at some of the biggest comedy clubs around the World (The Stand Edinburgh, Laugh Canvas India, Comedyhuis Netherlands).

from £150 / event

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