Hire comedian in Guildford

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Guildford, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Guildford

Hire Guildford’s top-rated comedians for your 2026 event. Choose from 40 stand-up acts and hilarious cabaret performers, ideal for entertaining guests at corporate parties and celebrations at Loseley Park.

Every single comedian on this list is thoroughly vetted by our experienced team, carefully assessing performance quality, industry reputation, and verified client feedback to guarantee top-tier entertainment.
Booking a fantastic comedian typically averages £794 per event, with the final price varying depending on the duration of the performance, set lengths, and your specific event requirements.
Our brilliant Guildford comedians have successfully entertained at 180 events, earning 46 glowing verified reviews and an impressive 4.85* average rating from happy clients.

A man in a tailored blue suit and light shirt poses thoughtfully against a plain backdrop, conveying a professional, introspective vibe.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 26 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Guildford

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Guildford

Janie Kirby12 Jan 2026

Booked for Birthday party

Wayne put on a fantastic show which was very funny and had our guests laughing throughout. We had children present and so Wayne ensured it was a family friendly show. Highly recommended.

Soumia Lanigan28 Nov 2022

Booked for Other Event

Absolutely fantastic show, the whole crowd were in tears with laughter. Many said it was the most they'd laughed in years. Wayne was brilliant, we'll book him again in a heartbeat

Tom Santillo31 Jan 2020

Booked for Other Event

Perfect for our event. Paul found the perfect level of humour for our crowd - a tall ask considering it was a masonic mix of all ages. Well done! Would highly recommend for corporate gigs.

trish schooling19 Apr 2019

Booked for Birthday party

Everyone I spoke to after the party enjoyed Nicks repertoire. He didn't upset anyone with his jokes, bearing in mind several different factions of friends and family. He contributed to a great night.

Yvonne Evans5 Jan 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

Luke proved to be perfect for our event. He was very entertaining and picked up well on the responses from the audience which resulted in many eruptions of laughter throughout his performance. I have had lots of positive feed-back from our guests and even our event support crew on his act - so I am sure this will lead to future bookings for him. Would definitely recommend him.

Mary Eniolu9 Mar 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

Drew was very helpful and worked with me to get the most out of his act for the night. He was mindful of the audience and everyone really enjoyed his act!

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Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

A vibrant performance space features a crowd, softly illuminated by purple lighting, with an ornate ceiling highlighting an intimate atmosphere.

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,500 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £2,995 / event

A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts

from £395 / event

Laughter fills the cozy venue, with a diverse crowd seated on wooden chairs, enjoying a vibrant night of entertainment and connection.

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you.

from £1,000 / event

Comedian in red plaid shirt points on a dark club stage, with purple-red lighting, microphone, drums, and a small crowd creating energetic live entertainment vibes.

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Comedy Party Host & MC – Crowd Work, Games & Improvised Comedy

More than just an MC! I’ll host your event with crowd work, games and improvised comedy, keeping guests laughing and the night moving. Book me to make your party a show!

from £250 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.

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Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

A man in a blue suit and bowler hat holds a long and a dog-shaped blue balloon, with a light backdrop creating a fun, lively atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

A performer in a plaid shirt engages an audience under dim stage lighting, creating an intimate, lively atmosphere perfect for comedy.

4.33(3 reviews)

• 10 bookings

Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance

Enjoy an uplifting and hilarious performance from Raul, the perfect addition to your next special event!

from £150 / event

🎉 New to Poptop

Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

Crowded Soho Comedy House, a stand-up comic with mic on a small stage, red-and-amber lighting, intimate club vibes.

🎉 New to Poptop

Comedian MC for your Event

I’ll host your event, run a bespoke comedy night, warm up your crowd and keep the room engaged with sharp, natural crowd work.

from £250 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A vibrant outdoor stage bathed in colorful lights sets the scene for an engaging performance, with an audience seated in foldable chairs.

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Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable days and nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. A full professional lineup of comedy including MC, 2 x 20-minute acts, and 1 x 30-minute headliner. Show length including breaks approx 2 hours 30 minutes. We will work with you to ensure you maximise your budget and your event smashes your aims and goals.

About supplier

Nodding Dog Comedy provide bespoke live comedy events to pubs, clubs and venues across the North West and beyond. Booking the biggest and best names in comedy we provide a full service to ensure that your outdoor and socially distanced event is a huge success.

from £3000 / event

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