Hire comedian in Guildford

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Guildford, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Guildford

Hire Guildford’s top-rated comedians for your 2026 event. Choose from 40 stand-up acts and hilarious cabaret performers, ideal for entertaining guests at corporate parties and celebrations at Loseley Park.

Every single comedian on this list is thoroughly vetted by our experienced team, carefully assessing performance quality, industry reputation, and verified client feedback to guarantee top-tier entertainment.
Booking a fantastic comedian typically averages £794 per event, with the final price varying depending on the duration of the performance, set lengths, and your specific event requirements.
Our brilliant Guildford comedians have successfully entertained at 180 events, earning 46 glowing verified reviews and an impressive 4.85* average rating from happy clients.

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Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Guildford

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Guildford

Renata Michlova6 Dec 2024

Booked for Corporate Function

Philip brought lots of fun to our corporate Christmas function. He is quick on his feet and had our team members tearing up with laughter. He also presented our company awards, which was a nice extra touch to the evening, alongside his comedy act. Overall a great experience, and we were also left with a funny custom poem. Highly recommended.

Kellie Stones20 Jun 2022

Booked for Corporate Function

Philip arrived when he said he would and delivered the best bit of comedy he could considering his audience where too busy talking or still snaffling on the buffet! He had a tough gig but like any pro, the show must go on. I would have no hesitation in recommending Philip, I think our failing was putting him on too early.

Katherine Inufusa21 May 2022

Booked for Birthday party

From the first contact Nick was brilliant. I had hired him for my dad's 70th birthday party so I gave him some details about my dad and he was able to tailor the set to him. Nick also coped really well with all the children running around him with lightsabers throughout the set.

Peter Bianco14 Nov 2021

Booked for Corporate Function

We enjoyed a great 40 minute set from Dominic at our fundraising event. He was warm and funny with many laugh out loud moments. I certainly keep Dominic in mind for future events.

Yvonne Evans5 Jan 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

Luke proved to be perfect for our event. He was very entertaining and picked up well on the responses from the audience which resulted in many eruptions of laughter throughout his performance. I have had lots of positive feed-back from our guests and even our event support crew on his act - so I am sure this will lead to future bookings for him. Would definitely recommend him.

Carrie Ingram14 Dec 2018

Booked for Christmas party

Ian was superb! He produced a very funny and professional show! It was fabulous night! Ine of the funniest things I have seen for a long time. He was really good at making the participants at ease throughout. I would highly recommend Ian for a great show!

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Corporate Event Host & Awards MC Who Brings the Room to Life

Corporate Event Host and Awards MC with 500+ five-star reviews. Keeping programmes flowing, speakers supported and audiences engaged - with warmth, confidence and no forced participation.

from £341 / event

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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 42 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

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5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts

from £395 / event

A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.

4.95(38 reviews)

• 101 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

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5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.

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Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £2,995 / event

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event

Rain-soaked live performer in black cap and graphic shirt sings into a mic, spotlighted against a dark, moody concert stage.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Award-Winning Stand-Up Comedian | Lovdev Barpaga

Award-winning comedian blending sharp one-liners, storytelling and audience interaction to create unforgettable entertainment for parties, weddings and corporate events.

from £250 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

4.8(5 reviews)

• 10 bookings

I provide a 60-90 minute hilarious comedy hypnosis show, from start to finish. Before the performance, I will explain about hypnosis, what to expect, and why you will regret it, if you don't volunteer! Then the fun stuff! Hypnotising friends, loved ones, into a hypnotic trance acting out some hilarious funny skits, from horse racing 🐎 to aliens translators to believing they're Micheal Flatley doing the Irish river dance 🕺. You're the stars⭐ and you're only limited by your imagination ✅

About supplier

I've been performing my comedy hypnosis show for 9 years, seen on TV, performed at holiday parks, weddings, corporate events, pubs & clubs, and abroad. I have a fantastic history with excellent feedback from past clients, thats because I go the extra mile to insure my shows are the best!

from £350 / event

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