Hire comedian in Cumbria

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Cumbria, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Cumbria

Hire top-tier comedians in Cumbria for your 2026 gatherings. Choose from 32 local stand-up acts, ideal for intimate birthday bashes or celebratory private dinners at Askham Hall.

Every single comedian on our curated list has been rigorously vetted by the Poptop team based on listing quality, professional reputation, and verified client feedback.
Booking a talented comedian typically averages £864 per event, with the final price influenced by the performance duration and specific set requirements.
These top-rated Cumbrian comedians have successfully entertained at 128 events, earning 26 verified reviews with an impressive 4.81* average rating.

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Cumbria

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Cumbria

Janie Kirby12 Jan 2026

Booked for Birthday party

Wayne put on a fantastic show which was very funny and had our guests laughing throughout. We had children present and so Wayne ensured it was a family friendly show. Highly recommended.

Julia Dunkley5 Feb 2024

Booked for Birthday party

Everything was very quick and efficient to book and organise the event. Simon was very good at communicating and liaising between ourselves before and up to the event. The show was really good and everyone seemed to enjoy it very much.

Sarah bradbury4 Jul 2022

Booked for Private party

Jon was amazing very clever witty person. So glad we booked him sorry about the crowd at the back ruined it. But we loved every min, and would not hesitate to book again, highly recommended

Melanie2 Apr 2020

Booked for Birthday party

Edy was super. He stepped in last minute to do a 20 minute stint on zoom for my husbands 40th birthday as his party had to be cancelled due to the Covid-19. He was great and kept us entertained. Would highly recommend.

Rory Clifford23 May 2019

Booked for Private party

Drew was excellent from start to finish. Gave a great set and was able to adapt to any last minute changes. Would highly recommend!

jason harris26 Mar 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

Luke attended a very small function with just 20 guests and was able to keep us entertained and I thought he did a good job and we have booked him again for another function

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Comedians in Cumbria

A man in a tailored blue suit and light shirt poses thoughtfully against a plain backdrop, conveying a professional, introspective vibe.

4.8(10 reviews)

• 26 bookings

Gag packed comedy set with comedy circuit stalwart Dominic Woodward.

A hilarious comedian with over 20 years experience that has something for everyone. Jokes, stories, and cheeky banter.

from £400 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event

🎉 New to Poptop

Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

A bespoke mix of live comedy, freestyle rap, and custom-written content; personalised jokes, on‑the‑spot bars, and acutely tailored guest rap battles, making every show 100% unique to you.

from £495 / event

A cozy comedy club features colorful chairs arranged in rows, bright daylight streaming through large windows, and warm wooden accents.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Turn Your Venue Into A Comedy Club - 2 Hours Comedy

Full service to provide a top comedy night at your pub, club or venue. The best in live Stand up comedy hosted by Joe Zalias

from £750 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

A performer stands energetically on stage, illuminated by spotlight against a dark backdrop, while an engaged audience enjoys the comedy atmosphere.

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Personalised & Interactive Comedy Night

"Perfect! humour, tone, research, engagement. Staff really enjoyed it, which for a Zoom session where they got rinsed says something about Rauls skill & talent.” – Curtis Gabriel

from £350 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

A man in a blue suit and bowler hat holds a long and a dog-shaped blue balloon, with a light backdrop creating a fun, lively atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

Smiling host with microphone selfies a packed, cheering audience under blue-purple stage lights, lively event-catering atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 42 bookings

Philip Simon: Award-Winnning Comedian Bringing Laughs to your Event

From funny anecdotes to witty one-liners and impressive crowd work, let this brilliant, award-winning comedian entertain you and your guests, bringing laughter and merriment to any event.

from £450 / event

A vibrant outdoor stage bathed in colorful lights sets the scene for an engaging performance, with an audience seated in foldable chairs.

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

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4.27(11 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Russell Arathoon

A regular at prestigious clubs such as Top Secret & Up The Creek, Russell Arathoon has shared the stage with Joe Lycett, Sean Walsh, and even the chatty man himself Alan Carr.

from £560 / event

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Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

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🎉 New to Poptop

Comedy Party Host & MC – Crowd Work, Games & Improvised Comedy

More than just an MC! I’ll host your event with crowd work, games and improvised comedy, keeping guests laughing and the night moving. Book me to make your party a show!

from £250 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

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Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

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Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez comedy show is probably the funniest and most original around. All our fast-paced stage hypnosis shows provide a tasteful and hilarious event that everyone talks about for months afterwards for all the right reasons; what a great way to get everyone laughing. It's suitable for everyone and all age groups - the audience are the stars of the evening and everyone is treated with respect. We can always tailor the content to your theme and can make the content more adult if appropriate.

About supplier

Over 1.5 million YouTube views means we are making a lot of people laugh !! Highly experienced in both stage hypnosis and hypnotherapy, Simon Sez has been entertaining and helping people for many years in the UK and abroad. Member of Federation of Ethical Stage Hypnotists and fully insured.

from £595 / event

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