Hire comedian in Croydon

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Croydon, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Croydon

Bring on the laughs with Croydon’s best comedians for hire! Whether you’re planning a private party, corporate event, or a special celebration, our hand-picked selection of 37 top-notch comedians is ready to deliver. From side-splitting stand-up and hilarious improv to charismatic comedy hosts, find the perfect act to tickle everyone’s funny bone and make your event truly unforgettable. Take a look and prepare to be entertained!

Every comedian on this list has been personally vetted by our Poptop team, ensuring they bring top-tier talent, professionalism, and a proven track record of making audiences roar with laughter.
The average hire price for a comedian is around £1264 per event, with the final cost varying based on the comedian's experience, performance duration, and the type of act.
Our amazing Croydon-based comedians have collectively served 175 events, gathering 48 verified client reviews and achieving an impressive average rating of 4.83* out of 5*.

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £400 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Croydon

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Croydon

ian vass4 Mar 2023

Booked for Birthday party

Wayne was hugely professional before the event and really flexible with times and his material. On the night Wayne was excellent and everyone said how entertaining he was. His act was really fun and he involved guests of all ages. His act was tailored to me and was really funny. Can’t thank Wayne enough, he was excellent 👍

Kellie Stones20 Jun 2022

Booked for Corporate Function

Philip arrived when he said he would and delivered the best bit of comedy he could considering his audience where too busy talking or still snaffling on the buffet! He had a tough gig but like any pro, the show must go on. I would have no hesitation in recommending Philip, I think our failing was putting him on too early.

Shohaib Qureshi29 Dec 2020

Booked for Christmas party

Fantastic host - Great evening, good everyone in the right mood for the holidays. Will happily book again and refer to others!! Looking forward to seeing him live!!

Olya Lammas22 Dec 2019

Booked for Christmas party

Amazing performance! It was the highlight of the party. Sarah and Tom made the evening very special, full of fun, beautiful singing and all our guests were involved. Highly recommend!

Nicholas Dunn12 Nov 2019

Booked for Private party

I recently booked Wayne to provide after dinner entertainment at my Captains last supper golf event. Like most on line bookings you are always a little unsure exactly what the act will be like on the night. However, Wayne was absolutely brilliant. He did a 45 minute stand up magic and comedy set involving several of the members. The tricks were fabulous and in interwove several comical moments. All the feedback from the members has been brilliant and they said; “The entertainment was the best we’ve ever had at this event” “I enjoyed the evening especially the entertainer” “Wow where did you find that chap, he was brilliant” “How on earth did he do that trick” “Had me in stiches all evening” I can’t thank Wayne enough for the fabulous evening. Extremely entertaining and I’d recommend him for your event.

Yvonne Evans5 Jan 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

Luke proved to be perfect for our event. He was very entertaining and picked up well on the responses from the audience which resulted in many eruptions of laughter throughout his performance. I have had lots of positive feed-back from our guests and even our event support crew on his act - so I am sure this will lead to future bookings for him. Would definitely recommend him.

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A speaker in a tuxedo passionately engages an audience in a warmly lit, intimate setting, featuring polished wooden chairs and a sleek presentation screen.

4.8(5 reviews)

• 10 bookings

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

My show is 100% unique! Hypnotising you and your guests to experience an adventure of the inner-mind through HYPNOSIS! Hilarious entertainment, an extraordinary experience for all!

from £350 / event

A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.

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Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.

4.95(37 reviews)

• 96 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £1,200 / event

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

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5.0(4 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 47 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A speaker in a black suit and hat engages the audience with a microphone, illuminated by vibrant blue stage lights, creating a dynamic atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

A vibrant outdoor stage bathed in colorful lights sets the scene for an engaging performance, with an audience seated in foldable chairs.

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

Laughter fills the cozy venue, with a diverse crowd seated on wooden chairs, enjoying a vibrant night of entertainment and connection.

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

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Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you. This show will have 3 comedians and a host. Once you advise us of the date and time we will see which comedians are available, and provide you with a suggested show putting together a line-up that will create a hilarious and memorable evening.

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We are one of the best up-and-coming comedy clubs in London. We have a large base of performers from up-and-coming comics to established TV names, where we guarantee to give you a unique and entertaining evening.

from £1000 / event

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