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Hire comedian in Croydon

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Croydon, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Croydon

Book Croydon’s funniest comedians for your 2026 event. From lively birthday parties to corporate comedy nights at Fairfield Halls, browse 40 top-tier stand-ups and observational acts.

  • Every comedian in our selection is vetted by our team, taking into account their stage presence, reliability, and verified client feedback to guarantee a brilliant show.
  • Hiring a comedian averages £920 per duration, with the final cost depending on the length of the performance and your specific event requirements.
  • Our Croydon comedians have brought the laughs to 189 events, earning 50 verified reviews and an impressive 4.84* average rating.

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.
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Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event
A speaker in a tuxedo passionately engages an audience in a warmly lit, intimate setting, featuring polished wooden chairs and a sleek presentation screen.
4.8(5 reviews)
• 10 bookings

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

My show is 100% unique! Hypnotising you and your guests to experience an adventure of the inner-mind through HYPNOSIS! Hilarious entertainment, an extraordinary experience for all!

from £350 / event
A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.
5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts

from £395 / event
Audience watches a Virgin Media O2 catering talk in a dark venue, with twin screens, colorful stage panels, and polished event lighting.
🎉 New to Poptop

Corporate Event Host & Awards MC Who Brings the Room to Life

Corporate Event Host and Awards MC with 500+ five-star reviews. Keeping programmes flowing, speakers supported and audiences engaged - with warmth, confidence and no forced participation.

from £341 / event
A lively crowd enjoys a comedy show under warm stage lights, with guests seated at tables draped in red cloth, creating a vibrant atmosphere.
5.0(20 reviews)
• 42 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event
A man in a black suit and grey hat stands at a glass podium under soft, ambient lighting, delivering a speech at an awards ceremony.
5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event
A comedian in a colorful shirt stands at a mic on stage, under vibrant, cheerful lighting, creating a lively atmosphere at the Laugh Factory.
5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event
A lively stage performance features vibrant costumes, colorful masks, and energetic movements, creating a fun, hypnotic atmosphere.
🎉 New to Poptop

Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event
A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.
4.93(14 reviews)
• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event
A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.
5.0(9 reviews)
• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event
A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.
4.95(38 reviews)
• 101 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event
A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.
🎉 New to Poptop

Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £2,995 / event
A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.
5.0(1 review)
• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event
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5.0(4 reviews)
• 4 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £700 / event
Rain-soaked live performer in black cap and graphic shirt sings into a mic, spotlighted against a dark, moody concert stage.
No reviews yet • 1 booking

Award-Winning Stand-Up Comedian | Lovdev Barpaga

Award-winning comedian blending sharp one-liners, storytelling and audience interaction to create unforgettable entertainment for parties, weddings and corporate events.

from £250 / event
A magician in a sharp striped suit holds playing cards while a plush monkey sits on his shoulder, creating a playful, vibrant atmosphere.
5.0(3 reviews)
• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event
A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.
4.73(11 reviews)
• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event
A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.
No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event
Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!
Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!
Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!
Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

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Stand Up Comedy Meets Freestyle Battle Rap - No Show Is The Same!

🎉 New to Poptop

Inject your event with unforgettable energy! We offer a one-of-a-kind live experience where our team of rappers and comedians tailor every moment to your guests. Expect hilarious freestyle raps based on personal details, custom stand-up sets, and even ghostwritten rap battles between attendees. It’s interactive, high-impact, and totally bespoke — no two shows are ever the same. Perfect for parties, corporate events, weddings, and more: entertainment that actually knows your crowd.

About supplier

We bring unmatched experience in live comedy rap entertainment, after a decade plus of hosting battles, cultivating performers, and creating bespoke content. We blend elite freestyle knowledge with raw humour, making us most qualified to deliver personalised, high-impact, memorable moments.

from £495 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Croydon

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Croydon

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Jonathan Rennocks28 Oct 2023

Booked for Other Event

We booked Wayne for a Golf Club evening event. His magic act was interactive with many of the audience getting involved in his tricks. His jokes and interactions were hilarious and a number of his tricks left us gobsmacked. Great value compared to a band or tribute act and you wont regret booking him 👍👍👍
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Soumia Lanigan28 Nov 2022

Booked for Other Event

Absolutely fantastic show, the whole crowd were in tears with laughter. Many said it was the most they'd laughed in years. Wayne was brilliant, we'll book him again in a heartbeat
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Katherine Inufusa21 May 2022

Booked for Birthday party

From the first contact Nick was brilliant. I had hired him for my dad's 70th birthday party so I gave him some details about my dad and he was able to tailor the set to him. Nick also coped really well with all the children running around him with lightsabers throughout the set.
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Paul Thorpe24 Nov 2020

Booked for Celebration

Dom provided a great hour of entertainment for a family crowd via Teams. A few jokes, a bit of magic and some chat, before calling bingo. It was great to work with him, and he did a brilliant job flexing his style as there turned out to be a lot more kids on the calls than we had expected. I got great feedback for the event, everyone appreciated a different voice, if only for an hour. Would recommend!
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dominic jolly14 Mar 2019

Booked for Corporate Function

"Edy Was amazing! He is a lovely gent Who's witty humour won over even the toughest of crowds... TEENAGERS! We were amazed by Edy's audience participation and have received all positive feedback about our event thanks to Edy. Would highly recommend Booking Edy if you are in to clean, off the cuff musical comedy."
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Christina Harding30 Nov 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

"Philip handled our last minute emergency brilliantly. Putting us at ease and sending three fantastic comedians. A great night was had by all."

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