Hire comedian in Croydon

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Croydon, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Comedians in Croydon

Book Croydon’s funniest comedians for your 2026 event. From lively birthday parties to corporate comedy nights at Fairfield Halls, browse 40 top-tier stand-ups and observational acts.

Every comedian in our selection is vetted by our team, taking into account their stage presence, reliability, and verified client feedback to guarantee a brilliant show.
Hiring a comedian averages £920 per duration, with the final cost depending on the length of the performance and your specific event requirements.
Our Croydon comedians have brought the laughs to 189 events, earning 50 verified reviews and an impressive 4.84* average rating.

A vibrant performance space features a crowd, softly illuminated by purple lighting, with an ornate ceiling highlighting an intimate atmosphere.

5.0(7 reviews)

• 4 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,500 / event

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Reviews for Comedians in Croydon

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Croydon

Jamie Underwood11 Sep 2023

Booked for Birthday party

Fantastic performance from Joe Zalias and all three comedians that he brought along. Joe was very easy to deal with and quickly responded to all my enquiries. We had a fantastic night that kept everybody laughing.

Kalaivani lingam21 Mar 2021

Booked for Birthday party

Nick was great! He had audience in stitches !! Given it was a zoom party he did very well to engage the audience. Recommend him highly and hope to see him live when lockdown is over . Thank you Nick

Melanie2 Apr 2020

Booked for Birthday party

Edy was super. He stepped in last minute to do a 20 minute stint on zoom for my husbands 40th birthday as his party had to be cancelled due to the Covid-19. He was great and kept us entertained. Would highly recommend.

Tom Santillo31 Jan 2020

Booked for Other Event

Perfect for our event. Paul found the perfect level of humour for our crowd - a tall ask considering it was a masonic mix of all ages. Well done! Would highly recommend for corporate gigs.

James23 Dec 2019

Booked for Christmas party

Absolutely fantastic, simon was amazing from start to finish. We had a ticket only variety show and simon was brilliant, couldn't of asked for more, I'm sure he made a couple of Christmas presents with the audience members he brought on stage, brilliant.

Tom Green3 Feb 2018

Booked for Corporate Function

"Luke was fantastic at our charity event! He warmed the crowd up and the start of the night and made sure the crowd was having a good time when as compered the evening! I would definitely book Luke again with out hesitation!! Tom Green Just Plan It"

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A man in a blue suit and bowler hat holds a long and a dog-shaped blue balloon, with a light backdrop creating a fun, lively atmosphere.

5.0(3 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Comedy Stage Performance

I'm Simon, your friendly neighbourhood magician, ready and raring to give you and your guests an amazing evening filled with fun and laughter! I can also offer a shorter 10 - 30 minute sho...

from £495 / event

Audience watches a Virgin Media O2 catering talk in a dark venue, with twin screens, colorful stage panels, and polished event lighting.

5.0(1 review)

Corporate Event Host & Awards MC Who Brings the Room to Life

Corporate Event Host and Awards MC with 500+ five-star reviews. Keeping programmes flowing, speakers supported and audiences engaged - with warmth, confidence and no forced participation.

from £341 / event

A woman in a traditional Bavarian outfit poses with a large beer mug, against rustic wooden walls, exuding festive, vibrant energy.

🎉 New to Poptop

Oktoberfest Hostess - Interactive Bierfest Fun, 99.9% Authentic Bavarian!

Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £500 / event

A confident speaker stands at a sleek lectern, warmly addressing an audience in soft, ambient lighting, fostering an inviting atmosphere.

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

Comedian in red plaid shirt points on a dark club stage, with purple-red lighting, microphone, drums, and a small crowd creating energetic live entertainment vibes.

🎉 New to Poptop

Comedy Party Host & MC – Crowd Work, Games & Improvised Comedy

More than just an MC! I’ll host your event with crowd work, games and improvised comedy, keeping guests laughing and the night moving. Book me to make your party a show!

from £250 / event

A man in a plush, beige shearling coat holds cash, sporting a flat cap and gold jewelry, exuding a cheeky charm against a muted backdrop.

4.93(14 reviews)

• 21 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

A smiling woman with blonde hair and leopard-print attire holds a microphone, radiating confidence against a solid black backdrop.

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts

from £395 / event

A smiling man with a full beard wears a vibrant paisley shirt beneath a maroon jacket, set against a rich green backdrop.

5.0(8 reviews)

• 50 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

A cheerful man with curly hair and a beard wears a simple gray t-shirt against a soft, neutral backdrop, exuding a friendly, approachable vibe.

No reviews yet • 1 booking

Experienced & Quick Witted Comedian, A Warm & Welcoming Event Host

Whether it’s a quick-witted event host, a warm and friendly MC for your comedy event or a full bespoke comedy night provided to your brief & budget, I can help. Get in touch and let’s chat.

from £300 / event

A stylish figure wears a sparkling black jacket, resting thoughtfully with a pearl necklace and statement earrings against a deep red backdrop.

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

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🎉 New to Poptop

Top-Class Comedian Lester Crabtree

A very well-seasoned professional comedian of over 30 years in the business, with the experience to have the crowd in fits of laughter.

from £1,000 / event

Laughter fills the cozy venue, with a diverse crowd seated on wooden chairs, enjoying a vibrant night of entertainment and connection.

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you.

from £1,000 / event

A lively celebration scene features two women in vibrant attire playfully engaging with a man, all seated on elegant white chairs under bright lights.

4.73(11 reviews)

• 30 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £595 / event

A performer in a plaid shirt engages an audience under dim stage lighting, creating an intimate, lively atmosphere perfect for comedy.

4.33(3 reviews)

• 9 bookings

Brilliant Stand Up Comedy Performance

Enjoy an uplifting and hilarious performance from Raul, the perfect addition to your next special event!

from £150 / event

Crowded Soho Comedy House, a stand-up comic with mic on a small stage, red-and-amber lighting, intimate club vibes.

🎉 New to Poptop

Comedian MC for your Event

I’ll host your event, run a bespoke comedy night, warm up your crowd and keep the room engaged with sharp, natural crowd work.

from £250 / event

A lively comedy club scene features a captivated audience seated at tables, with a performer in the spotlight and sunset views through large windows.

4.95(38 reviews)

• 103 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

A cheerful individual in a colorful bathing suit and vibrant green swim cap sits on a stone platform, chatting on a yellow rotary phone, surrounded by a serene watery landscape that evokes a playful, relaxed vibe.

4.27(11 reviews)

• 63 bookings

Stand Up Comedian Stephanie Laing

Stephanie quickly established herself as one of the most promising acts of her generation on the circuit, blending the quirky oddness of Maria Bamford with the upbeat charm of Josie Long!

from £560 / event

A performer in an orange shirt captivates the audience with a glass suspended in a wooden hoop, under vibrant stage lighting with a playful vibe.

Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

🎉 New to Poptop

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his high-energy opening or after-dinner performance. With plenty of clean tricks, audience interaction, and table-hopping fun, he keeps everyone engaged and entertained. After building strong audience rapport, Tom seamlessly transitions into the role of host or emcee—interviewing speakers, making announcements, and delivering auctions or raffles with confidence and charisma.

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‘First Class Host’ - Tom Elliott is your go-to Corporate Event Host & Comedy Magician, bringing high energy, zero cringe, and outstanding audience rapport to award ceremonies, conferences, and galas across the UK. From 200 to 2000 guests, he delivers a truly magical experience.

from £2995 / event

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