Hire comedian in Croydon

Explore our curated selection of comedians and comedy acts in Croydon, available for private parties and corporate functions. In our roster, we have stand-up comedians, classic comedians, comedy magicians, hypnotists, and event celebrity comedians.Read more

Best Comedians in Croydon

Bring on the laughs with Croydon’s best comedians for hire! Whether you’re planning a private party, corporate event, or a special celebration, our hand-picked selection of 37 top-notch comedians is ready to deliver. From side-splitting stand-up and hilarious improv to charismatic comedy hosts, find the perfect act to tickle everyone’s funny bone and make your event truly unforgettable. Take a look and prepare to be entertained!

Every comedian on this list has been personally vetted by our Poptop team, ensuring they bring top-tier talent, professionalism, and a proven track record of making audiences roar with laughter.
The average hire price for a comedian is around £1264 per event, with the final cost varying based on the comedian's experience, performance duration, and the type of act.
Our amazing Croydon-based comedians have collectively served 175 events, gathering 48 verified client reviews and achieving an impressive average rating of 4.83* out of 5*.

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Let Eva, the UK’s No. 1 Oktoberfest Hostess, 99.99% authentic Bavaria, whip you into shape as she gives you an authentic Oktoberfest experience

from £400 / event

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Reviews for Best Comedians in Croydon

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Croydon

Bridget Rainey13 Jul 2025

Hiring Pat Draper was the best thing we did to make our family event a success. He and his colleague Jon Pearson delivered a curated set of comedy that everyone was talking about for the next few days. They delivered an amazing evening of laughs and smiles. Working with Pat is a smooth experience - he prepared professionally, stayed within our guidelines (we had a multi-generational audience) yet delivered a great set of comedy that really hit the right tone for our family. Book Pat Draper if you want great comedy professionally delivered.

Craig Stevens20 Dec 2024

Nick was absolutely brilliant from start to finish, from both his customer service at booking to his performance at our event. I would 100% recommend him and will definitely be going to see his live shows. Thanks again Nick

Nathalie16 Jun 2024

Thanks to Marvin for organising. Quincey and Junior for an exceptional evening! We’d definitely recommend. We’ve had lots of lovely messages today from our guests, all very complimentary of the talent of these great comedians. Looking forward to coming, and watching your shows.

Andrew Booth22 Dec 2020

Dom provided a virtual set for our staff Christmas party which was cancelled due to COVID. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it and I can't recommend Dom enough.

Carole Reeves-Boulton25 Apr 2019

"Absolutely 5*! I hired Ian for my sister in laws hen party and so glad I did. There were gasps from the audience as he put our friends under hypnosis. Ian put on a fabulous show and even stuck around to answer questions at the end, which there were plenty. Highly recommend Ian Dee for any event. Thanks, Ian!"

jason harris26 Mar 2018

Luke attended a very small function with just 20 guests and was able to keep us entertained and I thought he did a good job and we have booked him again for another function

We delivered next level parties for exceptional companies

We also did more than 40,000 birthday parties. Probably, including your neighbour’s recent big bash.

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

4.8(5 reviews)

• 10 bookings

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer — As Seen on Channel 5!

My show is 100% unique! Hypnotising you and your guests to experience an adventure of the inner-mind through HYPNOSIS! Hilarious entertainment, an extraordinary experience for all!

from £350 / event

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

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Lara's Comedy Hypno Rave

My comedy hypnosis rave show will be a show that you will remember for ever. You will be laughing, inspired and empowered by the discoveries of your own incredible mind.

from £500 / event

4.93(14 reviews)

• 20 bookings

Comedy Lookalike Shows

I am an award-winning stand-up comedy impressionist offering a variety of hysterical performances. My lookalike is hugely loved.

from £495 / event

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

4.95(37 reviews)

• 94 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

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Interactive Event Host with Comedy Magic

Tom will have your guests laughing and participating in his opening or after-dinner set. With great audience rapport, he smoothly transitions into the role of host or emcee for the event.

from £1,200 / event

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

5.0(4 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 29 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist: Tasteful & UK's funniest

1.5 million YouTube views!! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £495 / event

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

5.0(8 reviews)

• 46 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Outdoor Comedy Club At Your Venue

Our outdoor comedy clubs provide unforgettable nights of entertainment from some of the biggest comedians in the UK. Diary fills fast so book now!

from £3,000 / event

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

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Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you. This show will have 3 comedians and a host. Once you advise us of the date and time we will see which comedians are available, and provide you with a suggested show putting together a line-up that will create a hilarious and memorable evening.

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We are one of the best up-and-coming comedy clubs in London. We have a large base of performers from up-and-coming comics to established TV names, where we guarantee to give you a unique and entertaining evening.

from £1000 / event

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