Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny

Weston Super Mare, Avon
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Reviews: 2
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Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny

Dylan Altoft Painfully Funny Comedian

This is a 60 minute length family friendly comedy show. Filled with jokes both adult and children can enjoy, with several comedy skits all throughout with even comedy parody songs
From: £300 per event
Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny

CoVidiot Pandemic Comedy Special

Covidiot is a 30 minute show that tackles everyday Covid-19 restrictions, face masks, Cancel culture, Anti-vaxxers, lockdowns, panic buyers, and the result of the American elections.
From: £200 per event

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Price from: £150

My show has been sucessfully performed at Haven and Pontins holiday parks across the UK with great reviews and feedback from both the entertainment department and guest feedback. As well as several events from charity functions to christmas and new years parties. It is a 45 - 60 minute family comedy performance suitable for adults and children together. can be adapted for adult only events as well as the show itself can be adapted to fit most venue spaces.

2 Reviews
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May 6, 2021

Dylan is talented, friendly and funny! He agreed to do an online performance for our hen party and even from distance he made all of us laugh. Totally recommended.

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Stephen Scofield

Dec. 16, 2019

Dylan gave a great performance with a diverse crowd. He will be a fantastic booking for a mature audience and will leave the participants in hysterics.



  • Do you do open-air acts?

    Yes, my show can be performed in most venue staging as long as technical facilities are avaliable

  • How long is the act?

    The standard length is 60 minutes but can be shortened or lengthened depending on certain time slots

  • What other services to you provide?

    I have experiance in entertainment Hosting so i can present an evening of shows as a compare.

Set List/Services

Opening - sound file (physical comedy skit - How to be a comedian)
Stand-up comedy
Sound file Comedy skit - Customer service
stand up comedy
Sound file - parody song - This is me
Stand up comedy
Middle - Sound file (Physical/Dance piece - How to tidy your room)
Stand up comedy
End - Sound clip (Parody song Timber - Ginger)