I have performed at thousands of birthday parties, from small living rooms to large halls, so you can be reassured that you won’t find any other entertainer with more experience. I've attended Birthday Parties in Essex, Northamptonshire, Norfolk, Bedfordshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Warwickshire, Leicestershire, Lincolnshire, and Rutland. I now offer balloon modeling, close-up magic, and video parties.
I specialize in walking into a party where there is chaos and transforming it into a fun-filled party that everyone will remember for all the right reasons.
As well as being an experienced entertainer I am also an agent for very busy times.
I work with my clients to advise them on the best package for their children's party and not try to oversell them with unnecessary acts or sweet trolleys that will just be ignored.
All my bookings are secured with paperwork and I always return deposits when pandemics stop me from entertaining.
Mr Custard was great. He was full of energy and the children loved him.
Mr Custard did an excellent job with our 3 year olds party and kept everyone engaged and entertained. Would highly recommend.
Brilliant Entertainer. Had the best party experience with Mr custard. He was brilliant with the children, and kept them laughing from the beginning to end!
Would happily have him attend a party again. Thanks!
Good hours entertainment for ages 4-7, kept the kids entertained well done 👍
We used Mr Custard for a family Christmas party. The kids loved him, he was great, would recommend.
5+ performance! We were all entertained adults & children by Mr Custard It was great entertainment for our event Highly recommend
Very good price for 2 hours and children throughly enjoyed the show. Recommended to all having children parties.
"Mr Custard was amazing for my 3 year olds party! He is such a lovely man, all kids and adults loved him. Great balloon skills and entertainment.
Highly recommend to anyone :)
Naomi"
Fantastic
Today Mr Custard was absolutely amazing, he kept the children entertained the whole time. My daughter had s great time. Would definitely recommend this entertainer for a children's party
"Enthusiastic and energetic
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Everyone said how much they enjoyed the party. It was non-stop games,fun and entertainment
Mr Custard kept the kids attention and was v diplomatic too- not easy with 22 8/9 year olds
Would definitely recommend this entertainer and good value too.
Well done Mr Custard !!"
"Childrens Xmas Party
Report review - Mr Custard was great at our village Xmas Party. He got all of the children involved from the start and thoroughly entertained them. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend him. Steve"
Mr Custard was absolutely brilliant. The ages of the children ranged from one to ten and Mr Custard kept them all entertained. All the children were made to feel involved and really enjoyed the party..... definitely the best child entertainer around!!!!!!
"Interactive fun for little people!
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If your looking for a children's entertainer to provide a mixture of silly fun and and even more crazy and foolish magic, then certainly consider Mr Custard!
The booking process is very professional and the time management is excellent."
Mr custard was fab thank you for coming
I perform in the open air for balloon modelling but the magic show is best performed indoors.
1 hour, 90 minutes, 2 hours or more the choice is yours but I never sell you what you don't need.
Very silly children's magic (some tricks fool the grown ups though)
I will sell you the right act for your function.
As many as you require.
30 Minutes please.
I am a member of Equity The Actors Union which carries £10 million of public liability insurance. Certificate available upon request.
I have 25 years experience of working with children, many of which have grown up and now book me for their own family parties. I love that when that happens.
Yes - Certificate available upon request.
I recommend between 20 and 30 children. However life is not always that simple so I work with whatever challenge I face.
Magic, balloon modelling, kiddies transfers.