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Alistair Martin, The Mind Enforcer.
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Comedy Stage Hypnosis - 1 Hour

Verified bookings: 4
One of The UK's Top Outrageous Stage Hypnotists, will take you and your Guests on a journey into their Imagination where anything can become a reality.... Adult Only or Family Show's, 1 hour Comedy Stage Hypnosis. What will you see your Family or Friends do? who knows, whats in their minds!!!!!
From: £400 per event
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Momentum Artist Management
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Tony Cowards - Comedian

Verified bookings: 5
Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k. "The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine “An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a del…
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Drew Cameron
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Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes

Verified bookings: 10
I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’. Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards). FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!! As well as live comedy events, yo…
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Purple Cactus Productions
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Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes

Verified bookings: 2
Hello Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where yo…
From: £600 per event
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Nick Page
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Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes

Verified bookings: 9
Award winning, versatile comic Can tailor material to your event Happy to work clean Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries Excellent references
From: £400 per event
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Philip Simon
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Comedy Speech Writing

Verified bookings: 19
Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the fo…
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Smirk Experience

Comedy At Your Company

Now YOU have the chance to bring the comedy club to YOUR workplace. Whether you have a staff canteen, boardroom, storage area or even just the corner of an office, we can set up a comedy show featuring top class stand up comedians to entertain your staff and clients. Perhaps you would like a few…
From: £1500 per event
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Wayne The Weird
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Stand Up Comedy

Verified bookings: 38
Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location …
From: £180 per event
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Matt Green

Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes

I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).
From: £500 per event
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Bennett Arron

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starring in the Radio 4 sitcom ALONE alongside Angus Deayton. He is a past Presenter of E4's Big Brother's Little…
From: £1100 per event
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Gordon Steggall

Stand Up Performance - Up To 30 Minutes

This package is for Gordon to perform for up to 30 mins, if you require longer or less, then please ask for a quote. Gordon can give you what you want and more importantly what your audience wants, he has a vast amount of material, so his performance can be made to suit your audience. On Return o…
From: £250 per event
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Raul Kohli

Stand Up Comedy - Up To 30 Minutes Performance

Not many acts on the circuit will provide as high quality a night as Rahul Kohli. A comedian who is often on the TV, Radio, and headlining most local clubs, Raul Kohli can provide an intimate and fun affair whether you want crowdwork or just a straight stand up set. Can be at your event for up …
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Philip Simon Comedian

Philip Simon

Available in New Malden from £300
19 Verified bookings
11 Reviews:
Recent review: I booked Philip for an evening presentation dinner and I could not recommend him enough. Philip was nice and early, really relaxed which in turn made me relaxed which was great. Philip was very flexi…
Fun Fortune Teller Comedian

Fun Fortune Teller

Available in New Malden from £450
1 Verified bookings
About: Fun Fortune Teller is a unique mix-and-mingle event entertainer, specialising in fun, light-hearted and positive psychic readings at corporate / media events, parties and weddings. With more than …
Matt Green Comedian

Matt Green

Available in New Malden from £500.00
About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…
Lizzys Loonies Comedian

Lizzys Loonies

Available in New Malden from £100.00
14 Verified bookings
3 Reviews:
Recent review: Was perfect! Lizzy was amazing entertainment , definitely recommend
Momentum Artist Management Comedian

Momentum Artist Management

Available in New Malden from £250
5 Verified bookings
4 Reviews:
Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.
Purple Cactus Productions Comedian

Purple Cactus Productions

Available in New Malden from £500
2 Verified bookings
2 Reviews:
Recent review: Excellent performance. Great night had by all. Just what the doctor ordered, a couple of hours of belly laughs. Very many thanks Highly recommended.
Austin Talent Comedian

Austin Talent

Available in New Malden from £350.00
3 Reviews:
About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows. JOHN ROBERTS…
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Casino Event Hire

Available in New Malden from £495
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Ian Stone Comedian

Ian Stone

Available in New Malden from £1250
2 Verified bookings
About: Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…
Jake Young Comedian

Jake Young

Available in New Malden from £100
2 Verified bookings
1 Reviews:
Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking. Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for y…
Café Kølbert Comedy Waiters Comedian

Café Kølbert Comedy Waiters

Available in New Malden from £540 + travel
1 Verified bookings
1 Reviews:
Recent review: Excellent comedy duo, hilarious
Jo Coffey Comedian

Jo Coffey

Available in New Malden from £enquire
1 Verified bookings
About: I’ve had 2 successful Edinburgh shows and I'm a NATYS finalist for 2014 who has done 200 plus gigs, i'm a regular paid act. Here's my vid, biog and quotes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35VQ…
Chris Martin Comedian

Chris Martin

Available in New Malden from £1000
About: Having previously supported Pete Firman and Russell Kane, Chris Martin more recently supported Milton Jones on his national tour. He’s also appeared on ITV2’s Fake Reaction and Dave’s One Night Stand…
Chris Cox - Hilarious Celebrity Mind Reader Comedian

Chris Cox - Hilarious Celebrity Mind Reader

Available in New Malden from £1000
About: One of the UK's most famous, hilarious and mind-blowing mind readers is available for your event. Chris Cox is the stand out star of BBC Three’s award winning ‘Killer Magic‘ and headlines the hit Wes…
Beyond Compere Comedian

Beyond Compere

Available in New Malden from £enquire
About: Representing top acts from around the UK, we have the perfect act for you. Whether you need a host for a sports dinner, corporate event, convention or simply entertainment for a staff party, we have …
Kate Barron Comedian

Kate Barron

Available in New Malden from £250
2 Reviews:
About: Kate is a London-based stand-up comedian and writer, and has performed across North America and the United Kingdom. Born in Vancouver, she started her comedy career while living in Toronto. CBC d…
Moonstone Murder Mysteries Comedian

Moonstone Murder Mysteries

Available in New Malden from £495.00
About: Direct from London's West End! Here at Moonstone we are the masters in all things Murderous! Our evenings are packed with plot-twists, suspicious suspects & plenty of red herrings along the way! Inc…
Al Lubel Comedian

Al Lubel

Available in New Malden from £1000
About: Back in the USA, Al is considered to be one of the legends. His 5 appearances on The Late Show With David Letterman, multiple guest spots on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and support spots for Bill…

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