Smooth Criminals

Combine the finest seasoned musicians from all round the Midlands, add an irresistibly varied repertoire, then serve with a confident hard hitting performance to create the Ultimate Party Band! Available for Weddings, Corporate functions, Christmas Parties, Private Parties, New Years Eve Parties, Charity Events and anything else you can think of!

The Smooth Criminals boast strong male & female vocals, guitar, keyboards, bass and drums with tight harmonies and a passion for what they do. Creating a powerful, exciting and entertaining performance.

Now available as a 4 - 7 Piece line up including brass & extra vocals options to accommodate most budgets.
Based in the Midlands but available nationwide. Contact us now for a competitive quote.

Take a browse through our site. We have a great reputation for providing the best live performances in the business, take a look at our glowing reviews to prove it.
Our varied repertoire is a finely tuned mix of Soul, Pop, Rock, Disco and Motown. We regularly update our repertoire to include the latest chart hits.

Having performed at hundreds of weddings receptions & parties we’re only too happy to advise and help with the organisation of your entertainment schedule. - We pride ourselves on our flexibility.

We’re based in Birmingham, West Midlands but we travel Internationally so don’t be afraid to ask! We regularly play in: Birmingham, Solihull, Sutton Coldfield, Worcester, Stratford, Leicester, Stafford and further afield: Nottingham, Northampton, Gloucester, Lincoln, Derby, Oxford, Bristol, Bath, London, Manchester & Liverpool.

We specialise in Wedding entertainment so if you're looking for the perfect wedding band for hire you're in the right place.

Combine the finest seasoned musicians from all round the Midlands, add an irresistibly varied repertoire, then serve with a confident hard hitting performance to create the ultimate in live music.
The Smooth Criminals are just that and more. We’ll get your party into full swing and you wont need to worry about a thing.
Highlights

• Young, highly talented musicians
• Entertaining and professional
• Excellent value for money
• Top class equipment
• Varied repertoire to get everyone dancing
• We can learn your 1st dance free of charge
• Highly experienced in parties, Weddings & functions
• Recorded music or your iPod played between sets, free of charge
• Lounge Pianist add-on option available
• Various options prior to the main performance
• Excellent experienced DJ option available
• Add Saxophone and/or trumpet for a full brass sound
• Best rates in the Midlands
• Will travel anywhere in the UK and internationally

The Smooth Criminals boast strong male & female vocals, guitar, keyboards, bass and drums with tight harmonies and a passion for what they do. Creating a powerful, exciting and entertaining ensemble.
Our tried and tested repertoire only features the very best dance floor hits from up the minute chart hits to soul rock & classics to get your guests up on the floor all night. Few bands can boast such a varied repertoire. Unlike some party bands we don’t just churn out the same old songs again and again regardless of the audiences’ response, we constantly alter our repertoire to keep it fresh and ensure every night is unforgettable.
Having performed over 100 weddings we know exactly what our clients want. 100% Professionalism, excellent communication blended with a show-stopping performance. We don’t just do weddings either! We have vast experience in corporate functions, private parties and regular gigs in live music venues and can tailor our set list to suit any occasion.
The Smooth Criminals musicians have all performed with many of the UK’s top function bands as well as well known original bands, named artists and on numerous of the worlds most exclusive cruise ships including Royal Caribbean & Carnival.

Our adaptable, powerful PA system can be adapted to fit any room large or small, up to a capacity of around 500 guests. We pride ourselves on our sound and show so we make sure we only use the best equipment and take the time to get things just right. We can also offer a great value DJ package with a huge catalogue of thousands of tunes regularly updated at around half the cost of a regular pro DJ. Our experienced DJ is one of the band and can take requests and will integrate perfectly with the band ensuring your guests are dancing (In the words of Lionel Ritchie) - “All Night Long”.
Based in the Midlands but available nationwide.