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Alistair Martin, The Mind Enforcer.
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Comedy Stage Hypnosis - 1 Hour

Verified bookings: 4
One of The UK's Top Outrageous Stage Hypnotists, will take you and your Guests on a journey into their Imagination where anything can become a reality.... Adult Only or Family Show's, 1 hour Comedy Stage Hypnosis. What will you see your Family or Friends do? who knows, whats in their minds!!!!!
From: £400 per event
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Momentum Artist Management
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Tony Cowards - Comedian

Verified bookings: 5
Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k. "The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine “An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a del…
From: £100 per event
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Drew Cameron
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Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes

Verified bookings: 10
I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’. Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards). FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!! As well as live comedy events, yo…
From: £425 per event
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Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny
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Comedian service - Dylan Altoft Painfully Funny

Verified bookings: 3
This is a 60 minute length family friendly comedy show. Filled with jokes both adult and children can enjoy, with several comedy skits all throughout with even comedy parody songs, comedy dancing and singing throughout as well. It goes from topics like mobile phones, having red hair, facebook, fami…
From: £150 per event
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Purple Cactus Productions
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Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes

Verified bookings: 2
Hello Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where yo…
From: £600 per event
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Nick Page
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Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes

Verified bookings: 9
Award winning, versatile comic Can tailor material to your event Happy to work clean Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries Excellent references
From: £400 per event
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Philip Simon
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Comedy Speech Writing

Verified bookings: 19
Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the fo…
From: £75 per event
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Wayne The Weird
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Stand Up Comedy

Verified bookings: 38
Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location …
From: £180 per event
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Jon Matthews

Stand Up Set - 20 Minutes

20 minute stand up performance (can be clean but will certainly be political). Jon Matthews is an insightful stand up comedian whose work has been described as a 'a hilarious post-modern commentary on politics and popular culture'. Full of irony, surrealism, self deprecation and political commen…
From: £100 per event
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Matt Green

Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes

I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).
From: £500 per event
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Bennett Arron

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starring in the Radio 4 sitcom ALONE alongside Angus Deayton. He is a past Presenter of E4's Big Brother's Little…
From: £1100 per event
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Raul Kohli

Stand Up Comedy - Up To 30 Minutes Performance

Not many acts on the circuit will provide as high quality a night as Rahul Kohli. A comedian who is often on the TV, Radio, and headlining most local clubs, Raul Kohli can provide an intimate and fun affair whether you want crowdwork or just a straight stand up set. Can be at your event for up …
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Joke Club Comedy Clubs Comedian

Joke Club Comedy Clubs

Available in Haslemere from £400
About: Are you looking to book a comedian for a special comedy event? Or thinking about booking a full comedy event? Or might you be looking for an After Dinner Celebrity Comedian for a special corporate fu…
Unprepared! Comedy Comedian

Unprepared! Comedy

Available in Haslemere from £500
About: Unprepared! are a comedy troupe specialising in a mix of improvised comedy, stand-up and pioneering long-form musical improvisation. With tried and tested shows adored by audiences from Edinburgh to …
Philip Simon Comedian

Philip Simon

Available in Haslemere from £300
19 Verified bookings
11 Reviews:
Recent review: I booked Philip for an evening presentation dinner and I could not recommend him enough. Philip was nice and early, really relaxed which in turn made me relaxed which was great. Philip was very flexi…
Wayne The Weird Comedian

Wayne The Weird

Available in Haslemere from £175
38 Verified bookings
16 Reviews:
Recent review: I recently booked Wayne to provide after dinner entertainment at my Captains last supper golf event. Like most on line bookings you are always a little unsure exactly what the act will be like on the…
Drew Cameron Comedian

Drew Cameron

Available in Haslemere from £350
10 Verified bookings
8 Reviews:
Recent review: Booked last minute...thankfully he was available. He was great.
Fun Fortune Teller Comedian

Fun Fortune Teller

Available in Haslemere from £450
1 Verified bookings
About: Fun Fortune Teller is a unique mix-and-mingle event entertainer, specialising in fun, light-hearted and positive psychic readings at corporate / media events, parties and weddings. With more than …
Matt Green Comedian

Matt Green

Available in Haslemere from £500.00
About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…
Lizzys Loonies Comedian

Lizzys Loonies

Available in Haslemere from £100.00
14 Verified bookings
3 Reviews:
Recent review: Was perfect! Lizzy was amazing entertainment , definitely recommend
About: The Mesmerist Benjamin Hasker, providing quality close-up magic and mind reading entertainment. Available for weddings, dinner parties, corporate events, christenings and more. Mix and mingle, close-…
The Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue Comedian

The Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue

Available in Haslemere from £1000
About: Musical comey double act with props and ridiculous outfits. It's a bit rude but in a childish, behind the bike sheds, Carry On, sort of way.
Sunjai Arif Comedian

Sunjai Arif

Available in Haslemere from £100
About: Sunjai Arif is a comedian and comedy promoter available to perform at and/or organise your event at anything from fundraisers or charity events to private parties. He quickly wins over audiences w…
Reggie B Hypnotist Comedian

Reggie B Hypnotist

Available in Haslemere from £200
1 Verified bookings
About: Fully trained stage hypnotist with vairious acts to suit all occasions. Time served Hypnotherapist and Stage Hypnotist. Freindy and polite service and willing to got he extra mile. Fully insured Memb…
Celestian Comedian

Celestian

Available in Haslemere from £400.00
About: USA motivational speaker and humorist via New York, California, and Florida... motivational humor by a 15 year veteran in the standup comedy scene. Trained in NYC and across the US and Europe with ov…
Music, Magic & Mirth Comedian

Music, Magic & Mirth

Available in Haslemere from £250
4 Verified bookings
3 Reviews:
Recent review: Amazing - Music Magic & Mirth were absolutely on top of their game - it was a charity event and these guys (1st time in our town) really impressed the audience who loved every second - this won’t be …
Momentum Artist Management Comedian

Momentum Artist Management

Available in Haslemere from £250
5 Verified bookings
4 Reviews:
Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.
Paul McCaffrey Comedian

Paul McCaffrey

Available in Haslemere from £500
About: I am a stand up Comedian with 10 years professional experience. I have appeared on Live at the Apollo, Russell Howards Good News and was in the UK version of impractical Jokers. I have been the tour …
Purple Cactus Productions Comedian

Purple Cactus Productions

Available in Haslemere from £500
2 Verified bookings
2 Reviews:
Recent review: Excellent performance. Great night had by all. Just what the doctor ordered, a couple of hours of belly laughs. Very many thanks Highly recommended.
Austin Talent Comedian

Austin Talent

Available in Haslemere from £350.00
3 Reviews:
About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows. JOHN ROBERTS…

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