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Comedy Hypnotist Show
(8)30 yrs Experienced Stage Hypnotist for Corporate Events and Private Shows.
Verified bookings: 5
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£795
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Momentum Artist Management
(4)Tony Cowards - Comedian
Verified bookings: 5
Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc
A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k.
"The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine
“An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a del…
From:
£100
per event
Drew Cameron
(8)Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes
Verified bookings: 10
I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’.
Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards).
FINALIST ON BGT and
voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV
In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!!
As well as live comedy events, yo…
From:
£425
per event
Purple Cactus Productions
(2)Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes
Verified bookings: 2
Hello
Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where yo…
From:
£600
per event
Nick Page
(4)Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes
Verified bookings: 9
Award winning, versatile comic
Can tailor material to your event
Happy to work clean
Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries
Excellent references
From:
£400
per event
Philip Simon
(12)Comedy Speech Writing
Verified bookings: 20
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Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the fo…
From:
£75
per event
Smirk Experience
Comedy At Your Company
Now YOU have the chance to bring the comedy club to YOUR workplace.
Whether you have a staff canteen, boardroom, storage area or even just the corner of an office, we can set up a comedy show featuring top class stand up comedians to entertain your staff and clients. Perhaps you would like a few…
From:
£1500
per event
Wayne The Weird
(16)Stand Up Comedy
Verified bookings: 39
Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond!
From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location …
From:
£180
per event
Matt Green
Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes
I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).
From:
£500
per event
Bennett Arron
Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes
"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN
"Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES
Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starring in the Radio 4 sitcom ALONE alongside Angus Deayton.
He is a past Presenter of E4's Big Brother's Little…
From:
£1100
per event
Gordon Steggall
Stand Up Performance - Up To 30 Minutes
This package is for Gordon to perform for up to 30 mins, if you require longer or less, then please ask for a quote. Gordon can give you what you want and more importantly what your audience wants, he has a vast amount of material, so his performance can be made to suit your audience.
On Return o…
From:
£250
per event
Raul Kohli
Stand Up Comedy - Up To 30 Minutes Performance
Not many acts on the circuit will provide as high quality a night as Rahul Kohli. A comedian who is often on the TV, Radio, and headlining most local clubs, Raul Kohli can provide an intimate and fun affair whether you want crowdwork or just a straight stand up set.
Can be at your event for up …
From:
£150
per event
71 Stand-up Comedians in Dartford to request a quote from
Fill your event in Dartford, Kent with laughs and joy! We have 53 comedians for you to choose from.
Recent review: I booked Philip for an evening presentation dinner and I could not recommend him enough. Philip was nice and early, really relaxed which in turn made me relaxed which was great. Philip was very flexi…
Recent review: Lizzy does a great a job, the party was amazing with her presence and the kinds loved all the games and prizes!
Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.
About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows.
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Matt Green
Available in Dartford from £500.00
About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…
About: Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…
Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking.
Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for y…
About: I’ve had 2 successful Edinburgh shows and I'm a NATYS finalist for 2014 who has done 200 plus gigs, i'm a regular paid act. Here's my vid, biog and quotes.
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Chris Martin
Available in Dartford from £1000
About: Having previously supported Pete Firman and Russell Kane, Chris Martin more recently supported Milton Jones on his national tour. He’s also appeared on ITV2’s Fake Reaction and Dave’s One Night Stand…
Beyond Compere
Available in Dartford from £enquire
About: Representing top acts from around the UK, we have the perfect act for you. Whether you need a host for a sports dinner, corporate event, convention or simply entertainment for a staff party, we have …
About: Kate is a London-based stand-up comedian and writer, and has performed across North America and the United Kingdom. Born in Vancouver, she started her comedy career while living in Toronto.
CBC d…
Al Lubel
Available in Dartford from £1000
About: Back in the USA, Al is considered to be one of the legends. His 5 appearances on The Late Show With David Letterman, multiple guest spots on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and support spots for Bill…
David Morgan
Available in Dartford from £1000
About: When TV enthusiast David Morgan isn’t tweeting about, or watching television, he’s travelling up and down the country performing stand up at the UK’s most prestigious clubs.
David’s love of the sm…
Ellie Taylor
Available in Dartford from £2000
About: Presenter of BBC3’s ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ and current team captain on ITV2’s panel show Fake Reaction – Ellie Taylor is a complete natural when it comes to hosting, presenting and making audiences la…
Foil, Arms and Hog
Available in Dartford from £1500
About: Blending bizarre, ridiculous and surreal sketches, Foil Arms and Hog create a fast-paced mix of gag-filled routines.
The Irish trio often perform to a variety of audiences, with a hugely diverse s…
Jen Brister
Available in Dartford from £500
About: Jen Brister is a stand up comic, writer and comedy actor. A regular performer on the UK & International circuit she has also written for BBC Scotland, presented for BBC6 Music.
After a successful …
Luisa Omielan
Available in Dartford from £1500
About: Luisa Omielan is a London based stand-up comedian, improviser and actress. Her debut solo show ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ proved unbelievably popular and has so far had 5 sell out runs at London’s Soh…
Tom Deacon
Available in Dartford from £1000
About: Tom Deacon has successfully climbed the comedy ladder; having performed 4 solo shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to critical acclaim and having television appearances such as The Rob Brydon Show…