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Purple Cactus Productions
(2)Virtual Comedy Club Style Show - 60 Minutes
Verified bookings: 2
Hello
Our virtual Comedy Club Style show is designed for clients who want to do a one off comedy night online... maybe for a staff party or friends zoom get together!
From:
£1000
per event


Philip Simon
(13)Comedy Speech Writing
Verified bookings: 22
Have a professional stand up comedian and writer for Mock the Week bring the funnies in anything you're working on. Don't worry...it can be our little secret!
From:
£75
per event


Nick Page
(4)Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes
Verified bookings: 9
Award winning, versatile comic
Can tailor material to your event
Happy to work clean
Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries
Excellent references
From:
£400
per event


Gordon Steggall
Stand Up Performance - Up To 30 Minutes
This package is for Gordon to perform for up to 30 mins, if you require longer or less, then please ask for a quote. Gordon can give you what you want and more importantly what your audien...
From:
£1000
per event


Bennett Arron
Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes
"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN
"Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES
Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starri...
From:
£1100
per event


Wayne The Weird
(17)Stand Up Comedy
Verified bookings: 39
Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond!
From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to we...
From:
£180
per event

Ryan Mold
Laugh The Night Away With Comedian Ryan Mold & Friends
Stand Up Comedy show (approx 2 hours).
We'll arrange great comedians to perform at your event all held together by experience comedian & compere Ryan Mold.
The cost of this show is l...
From:
£300
per event


El Baldiniho
Corporate Comedy & Magic For Your Event
Add fun to your corporate event, wedding or adult party by booking the great funny man ‘El Baldiniho’.
He can walk around entertaining guests, perform a 20 minutes comedy set or even do s...
From:
£800
per event


Drew Cameron
(8)Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes
Verified bookings: 10
AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’.
Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards).
FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV
From:
£425
per event


Drew Cameron
(8)Only Fools & Horses Cabaret Show - 65 Minutes
Verified bookings: 10
Only Fools and Horses Cabaret Show
It’s really cushdie. Shows last up to 65 minutes. Or just a Meet and Greet, or mix the two! You know it makes sense!
It stars Del Boy, Uncle Albert and...
From:
£650
per event


Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny
(1)Comedian service - Dylan Altoft Painfully Funny
Verified bookings: 4
This is a 60 minute length family friendly comedy show. Filled with jokes both adult and children can enjoy, with several comedy skits all throughout with even comedy parody songs
From:
£200
per event


Momentum Artist Management
(4)Joey Page - Comedian
Verified bookings: 5
If you haven’t seen Joey Page for a while, it’s definitely time to take another look. Previously best known for his surreal flights of whimsy and early appearances out Never Mind the Buzz...
From:
£100
per event
80 Stand-up Comedians in Dartford to request a quote from
Fill your event in Dartford, Kent with laughs and joy! We have 53 comedians for you to choose from.

Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking.
Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for y…


Recent review: "Philip handled our last minute emergency brilliantly.
Putting us at ease and sending three fantastic comedians.
A great night was had by all."






David Morgan
Available in Dartford from £1000
When TV enthusiast David Morgan isn’t tweeting about, or watching television, he’s travelling up and down the country performing stand up at the UK’s most prestigious clubs.
David’s love of the sm…

Al Lubel
Available in Dartford from £1000
Back in the USA, Al is considered to be one of the legends. His 5 appearances on The Late Show With David Letterman, multiple guest spots on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and support spots for Bill…

Chris Martin
Available in Dartford from £1000
Having previously supported Pete Firman and Russell Kane, Chris Martin more recently supported Milton Jones on his national tour. He’s also appeared on ITV2’s Fake Reaction and Dave’s One Night Stand…


Kate is a London-based stand-up comedian and writer, and has performed across North America and the United Kingdom. Born in Vancouver, she started her comedy career while living in Toronto.
CBC d…


Recent review: We had a great fun in my daughter's 8th birthday party. Lizzy was the party entertainer and she was brilliant in keeping all the kids engaged and entertained with her fun science experiments. We had …





I’ve had 2 successful Edinburgh shows and I'm a NATYS finalist for 2014 who has done 200 plus gigs, i'm a regular paid act. Here's my vid, biog and quotes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35VQ…



Recent review: "It was a great evening both performances turned up on time and were welcomed by our staff. The first act Lorna Shaw only related to a few attendees with in the room due to the act she performed, how…




Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…


Beyond Compere
Available in Dartford
Representing top acts from around the UK, we have the perfect act for you. Whether you need a host for a sports dinner, corporate event, convention or simply entertainment for a staff party, we have …


Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows.
JOHN ROBERTS…

