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Smirk Experience

Comedy At Your Company

Now YOU have the chance to bring the comedy club to YOUR workplace. Whether you have a staff canteen, boardroom, storage area or even just the corner of an office, we can set up a comedy show featuring top class stand up comedians to entertain your staff and clients. Perhaps you would like a few laughs with lunch or some entertainment at the end of a hard week? We can make it happen. We have access to a huge database of comedians, ranging from familiar names you will have seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats, etc. to up-and-coming stars of the future and rock solid circuit professionals. We will put together a comedy show that fits your needs featuring a line-up of comedians sure to bring the funny. Matt Green and Sam Carrington of Smirk Experience have racked up many years of performing and running thousands of comedy gigs at venues large and small: we will pick the right acts for your event and ensure it all runs smoothly.

From: £1500 per event

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Matt Green

Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes

I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).

From: £500 per event

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Momentum Artist Management

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Lorna Shaw - Comedian

Lorna’s stand-up celebrates the ‘average' in all of us. Her eminently relatable material examines how very few of us are extraordinary and how...that’s not such a bad thing. Lorna is a talented and versatile comic performer. As half of critically acclaimed sketch duo, That Pair, she appeared on BBC Radio 4’s Sketchorama and was a finalist in the Funny Women Awards. As a solo performer, she has appeared on E4, BBC Comedy Feeds, BBC Radio 4 and the recent series of ITV’s Plebs. ★★★★ “Pure comedy genius…Lorna is an exceptional talent show is going places" - Funny Women ‘Expect off-beat brilliance’ **** (Times). ‘Some of the sharpest, most imaginative new writing’ (Guardian). ‘Best Jokes of the Fringe 2017’ (Evening Standard). *This package is for a 40 minute set, with the comedian arriving 30 minutes before performance time. If you would like a full show or shorter 20 minute club set please get in touch for quote.

From: £150 per event

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Rob Heeney - Comedian

Over the past decade, Rob Heeney has established a reputation as one of the top comics working the UK circuit today. His style is a blend of bitterness, playfulness and cynicism wrapped up in a blanket of charm. Rob appears at all the UK's top comedy clubs including; The Comedy Store, Jongleurs, The Glee, Up the Creek. He also appears as part of the Paramount Comedy On Tap tour of the country's universities each year. Countries as far reaching as The United Arab Emirates, the USA, the Netherlands and South Africa have enjoyed his charming brand of witty banter. Rob's versatility, quick wit and excellent ad-libbing skills have made him a much sought after comic and compere on both the comedy club and corporate circuit. He’s also a fully qualified Tennis Coach making him a popular choice for sporting events. “The saviour of the show…our tip for the top” - BBC “This eminently likeable Manxman will liven up any bill, a definite must-see” – Chortle http://youtu.be/k-O1HrQv1Z4 http://youtu.be/-12gbJKix8g *This package is for a 40 minute set, with the comedian arriving 30 minutes before performance time. If you would like a full show or shorter 20 minute club set please get in touch for quote.

From: £500 per event

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Sam Russell - Comedian

Sam is an exciting up and coming act on the stand-up circuit, he's now gigging and MCing at clubs all over the UK. His debut Edinburgh show in 2018 garnered rave reviews and sell out performances. He’s also a very experienced comic improviser and a talented MC - Sam is a resident compere with Angel Comedy. Sam also has cruise work experience so is able to deliver a completely clean set to a varied audience demographic, perfect for a wide range of events. ★★★★ “come and watch this crazy-hilarious guy own the stage" - Mumble ★★★★ - One4Review “Full on funny with real skill…a truly engaging hour” - Kate Copstick, The Scotsman *This package is for a 40 minute set, with the comedian arriving 30 minutes before performance time. If you would like a full show or shorter 20 minute club set please get in touch for quote.

From: £250 per event

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James Bran - Comedian

An exciting breakthrough act on the circuit at large, James is performing sets at Comedy Clubs all over the country, including Avalon & Off The Kerb and full weekends for the likes of Comedy Central/Baby Blue in Liverpool. A very experienced compere - a resident MC at Crack Comedy in London. He’s performed two critically acclaimed full-length shows at the Edinburgh Fringe and in 2014 won a place on the bill at Bound & Gagged's prestigious AAA show @The Pleasance. "A hard act to follow ★★★★" - ThreeWeeks "Succeeds in creating something both intruiging and funny...very promising for the future ★★★★" - Broadway Baby “Hilarious” ★★★★ - Mumble Comedy "I absolutely adored James Bran" - Huffington Post *This package is for a 40 minute set, with the comedian arriving 30 minutes before performance time. If you would like a full show or shorter 20 minute club set please get in touch for quote.

From: £350 per event

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Philip Simon

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Comedy Speech Writing

Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the following with some jokes: Wedding Speech - Best Man/Groom/Bride/Father of the Bride Corporate Speech in a Board Meeting or AGM Corporate Presentation Annual Reports/Newsletters Whether you wanted something started from scratch, or just want some tweaks made to an existing project, for just an initial setup fee, followed by a reasonable hourly rate, I'd be happy to work with you, either in person or remotely via email to enhance whatever it is you're working on. I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully working with you to create a fantastic speech. Best wishes, Philip

From: £75 per event

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Wayne The Weird

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Stand Up Comedy

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location of any event. I can provide a interactive stand up comedy magic set to amaze and amuse the guests at your event. Prices quoted will be from a 20 minute set.

From: £180 per event

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Purple Cactus Productions

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Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes

Hello Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where you are providing dinner as well to provide added value to the customer. For more details, just ask!

From: £600 per event

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Drew Cameron

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Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes

I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’. Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards). FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!! As well as live comedy events, you may have also my impressions on TV shows such as the FRANK SKINNER SHOW, or DEAD RINGERS. If your looking to book an original and versatile impressionist, I am suitable for all types of events, from corporate promotions, voice over work, comedy clubs and theme nights through to private events. I provide my own PA system. The performance would normally last up to 60 minutes. However, in the right circumstances, a further 30 minutes could be added, including songs if required. I regularly get 5 STAR REVIEWS from the clients.

From: £425 per event

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Fill your event in Dartford, Kent with laughs and joy! We have 53 comedians for you to choose from.

Philip Simon

Available in Dartford from £300

19 Verified bookings

11 Reviews:

Recent review: Very Disappointed

Matt Green

Available in Dartford from £500.00

About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…

Momentum Artist Management

Available in Dartford from £250

5 Verified bookings

4 Reviews:

Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.

Austin Talent

Available in Dartford from £350.00

3 Reviews:

About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows. JOHN ROBERTS…

Ian Stone

Available in Dartford from £1250

2 Verified bookings

About: Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…

Jake Young

Available in Dartford from £100

2 Verified bookings

1 Reviews:

Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking. Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for you on Saturday28th

Jo Coffey

Available in Dartford from £enquire

1 Verified bookings

About: I’ve had 2 successful Edinburgh shows and I'm a NATYS finalist for 2014 who has done 200 plus gigs, i'm a regular paid act. Here's my vid, biog and quotes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35VQ…

Chris Martin

Available in Dartford from £1000

About: Having previously supported Pete Firman and Russell Kane, Chris Martin more recently supported Milton Jones on his national tour. He’s also appeared on ITV2’s Fake Reaction and Dave’s One Night Stand…

Beyond Compere

Available in Dartford from £enquire

About: Representing top acts from around the UK, we have the perfect act for you. Whether you need a host for a sports dinner, corporate event, convention or simply entertainment for a staff party, we have …

Kate Barron

Available in Dartford from £250

2 Reviews:

About: Kate is a London-based stand-up comedian and writer, and has performed across North America and the United Kingdom. Born in Vancouver, she started her comedy career while living in Toronto. CBC d…