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Smirk Experience

Comedy At Your Company

Now YOU have the chance to bring the comedy club to YOUR workplace. Whether you have a staff canteen, boardroom, storage area or even just the corner of an office, we can set up a comedy show featuring top class stand up comedians to entertain your staff and clients. Perhaps you would like a few laughs with lunch or some entertainment at the end of a hard week? We can make it happen. We have access to a huge database of comedians, ranging from familiar names you will have seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats, etc. to up-and-coming stars of the future and rock solid circuit professionals. We will put together a comedy show that fits your needs featuring a line-up of comedians sure to bring the funny. Matt Green and Sam Carrington of Smirk Experience have racked up many years of performing and running thousands of comedy gigs at venues large and small: we will pick the right acts for your event and ensure it all runs smoothly.

From: £1500 per event

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Nick Page

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Award Winning Stand Up Comic - Up To 60 Minutes

Award winning, versatile comic Can tailor material to your event Happy to work clean Over 500 military gigs in 20+ countries Excellent references

From: £400 per event

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Matt Green

Stand Up Comedian - Up To 40 Minutes

I'm a highly experienced stand up comedian with over 15 years experience on the comedy circuit in the UK and the world. I can provide a comedy set of up to 40 minutes for your event (I would recommend a set length of between 20-30 mins for most events).

From: £500 per event

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Bennett Arron

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett, who recently supported Ricky Gervais on tour, is currently starring in the Radio 4 sitcom ALONE alongside Angus Deayton. He is a past Presenter of E4's Big Brother's Little Brother and he presented two Television documentaries: "The Kosher Comedian" and "How To Steal an Identity". He has also presented his own shows on BBC Radio Wales and BBC 3 Counties Radio. His 20-30 minute stand-up set has no swearing but it does have jokes. Lots of jokes.

From: £1100 per event

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Comedy Hypnotist Show

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30 yrs Experienced Stage Hypnotist for Corporate Events and Private Shows.

Hi there, thanks for your request. I bet you spit your coffee out when you saw the price quoted, right? Don't panic, this is an automated quote. You Need to speak with me for the most suitable show and fee. (it could be more or less!!) The only way you can do that, is reply to this message right away and your number will come up. I will give you a call and we can work out exactly what you need, how I can make your event amazing and fit your budget. Don't look at the quote and say "HOW MUCH?" and then run away screaming... Talk to me. I am here to help you and PopTop doesn't give me your phone number until you reply. You want the best act you can afford and you don't want to waste money on someone who is cheap and rubbish, do you? You need me as much as I need you. Speak soon, Christian P Taylor MMC Aka Chris Doc Strange the Comedy Hypnotist and Chris P Tee Magician.

From: £795 per event

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Raul Kohli

Stand Up Comedy - Up To 30 Minutes Performance

Not many acts on the circuit will provide as high quality a night as Rahul Kohli. A comedian who is often on the TV, Radio, and headlining most local clubs, Raul Kohli can provide an intimate and fun affair whether you want crowdwork or just a straight stand up set. Can be at your event for up to an hour, with a 30 minute performance. ‘Inspiringly Intelligent’ – Paul Sinha ‘A powerful, passionate, open-minded, intelligent voice. It is superb political comedy and commentary’ – The Scotsman

From: £150 per event

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Philip Simon

(11)

Comedy Speech Writing

Thank you for requesting a quote for this service. Have you ever given a presentation only to be told it was boring? Or found you've delivered what you thought was a really funny speech to silence, with none of your jokes making anyone laugh? Why not get a comedian to help beef up any of the following with some jokes: Wedding Speech - Best Man/Groom/Bride/Father of the Bride Corporate Speech in a Board Meeting or AGM Corporate Presentation Annual Reports/Newsletters Whether you wanted something started from scratch, or just want some tweaks made to an existing project, for just an initial setup fee, followed by a reasonable hourly rate, I'd be happy to work with you, either in person or remotely via email to enhance whatever it is you're working on. I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully working with you to create a fantastic speech. Best wishes, Philip

From: £75 per event

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Momentum Artist Management

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Tony Cowards - Comedian

Headliner for a huge range of independent clubs, also now a regular with Off The Kerb, Comedy Club Ltd etc A prolific gag writer, he has a twitter following of over 21k. "The best joke writer around" - GQ Magazine “An excellent joke writer…hilarious...He has a quick, bubbly delivery, and is a delight to watch perform ★★★★” - BroadwayBaby"A beaut of a one-liner merchant" - LondonisFunny dot com Tony is capable of a completely clean set - his broad appeal makes him a popular choice for corporate, military and sports club gigs. *This package is for a 30 minute set

From: £100 per event

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Wayne The Weird

(16)

Stand Up Comedy

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From circuses to fire stations, football clubs to weddings and golf clubs Wayne has performed every environment imaginable, always able to adapt to the location of any event. I can provide a interactive stand up comedy magic set to amaze and amuse the guests at your event. Prices quoted will be from a 20 minute set.

From: £180 per event

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Purple Cactus Productions

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Comedy Club Style Show - 90 Minutes

Hello Our Comedy Club Style show is designed for venues who want to do a one off comedy night, or start a regular night. The exact comics performing will depend on who is available on the day. The show lasts about 90 minutes with interval, and is ideal for a "meal and comedy" type night, where you are providing dinner as well to provide added value to the customer. For more details, just ask!

From: £600 per event

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Gordon Steggall

Stand Up Performance - Up To 30 Minutes

This package is for Gordon to perform for up to 30 mins, if you require longer or less, then please ask for a quote. Gordon can give you what you want and more importantly what your audience wants, he has a vast amount of material, so his performance can be made to suit your audience. On Return of this quote, simply email Gordon a reply, this package is not set in stone but gives you an idea, he wants to give you what you want “A Great Time”, without breaking the bank! He is continually writing and improving on his 35 years of entertainment experience. He doesn’t disappoint and will do everything he can to meet your demands, he is no Diva, ok maybe a tad, but he wants to help you and your audience to have that ‘Great Time’. "Have you pressed reply yet?"

From: £250 per event

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Drew Cameron

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Stand Up Comedy Impressionist - 60 Minutes

I am an AWARD WINNING ‘STAND-UP COMEDY IMPRESSIONIST’. Voted BEST VARIETY ACT 2013 by the NEA, (National Entertainment Awards). FINALIST ON BGT and voted ‘BEST NEW COMEDIAN’ ON ITV In 2014 I was BRIAN MAY'S first choice to COMPERE his rock concert!! As well as live comedy events, you may have also my impressions on TV shows such as the FRANK SKINNER SHOW, or DEAD RINGERS. If your looking to book an original and versatile impressionist, I am suitable for all types of events, from corporate promotions, voice over work, comedy clubs and theme nights through to private events. I provide my own PA system. The performance would normally last up to 60 minutes. However, in the right circumstances, a further 30 minutes could be added, including songs if required. I regularly get 5 STAR REVIEWS from the clients.

From: £425 per event

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Fill your event in Dartford, Kent with laughs and joy! We have 53 comedians for you to choose from.

Philip Simon

Available in Dartford from £300

19 Verified bookings

11 Reviews:

Recent review: "Philip handled our last minute emergency brilliantly. Putting us at ease and sending three fantastic comedians. A great night was had by all."

Matt Green

Available in Dartford from £500.00

About: Matt is a highly experienced stand up comedian and compere/MC with over 15 years experience on the stand up circuit, playing gigs all across the UK and the world as well as hosting many corporate eve…

Momentum Artist Management

Available in Dartford from £250

5 Verified bookings

4 Reviews:

Recent review: To be honest Tony wasn't that funny, spent too much time asking where everyone was from and what their job roles were. Its a shame as we were expecting for everyone to have a good time.

Austin Talent

Available in Dartford from £350.00

3 Reviews:

About: Austin Talent is a boutique agency working with well known comedians and magicians for their live performances including tours, corporate events, comedy clubs, festivals and live shows. JOHN ROBERTS…

Ian Stone

Available in Dartford from £1250

2 Verified bookings

About: Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and…

Jake Young

Available in Dartford from £100

2 Verified bookings

1 Reviews:

Recent review: Cancelled six days before booking. Hi Danny, I am really sorry but I'm having to take a break from stand up comedy right now due to personal reasons so unfortunately I won't be able to perform for you on Saturday28th

Jo Coffey

Available in Dartford from £enquire

1 Verified bookings

About: I’ve had 2 successful Edinburgh shows and I'm a NATYS finalist for 2014 who has done 200 plus gigs, i'm a regular paid act. Here's my vid, biog and quotes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35VQ…

Chris Martin

Available in Dartford from £1000

About: Having previously supported Pete Firman and Russell Kane, Chris Martin more recently supported Milton Jones on his national tour. He’s also appeared on ITV2’s Fake Reaction and Dave’s One Night Stand…

Beyond Compere

Available in Dartford from £enquire

About: Representing top acts from around the UK, we have the perfect act for you. Whether you need a host for a sports dinner, corporate event, convention or simply entertainment for a staff party, we have …

Kate Barron

Available in Dartford from £250

2 Reviews:

About: Kate is a London-based stand-up comedian and writer, and has performed across North America and the United Kingdom. Born in Vancouver, she started her comedy career while living in Toronto. CBC d…