{"id":4444,"date":"2019-06-12T14:11:09","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T13:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/?p=4444"},"modified":"2020-05-05T23:14:22","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T22:14:22","slug":"funny-wedding-readings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Wedding Readings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your wedding day is a serious day but that doesn\u2019t mean to say you can\u2019t have some fun with funny wedding readings! In fact, many couples are choosing to replace one or more of the romantic readings with something more relevant. It can help to make your wedding day memorable and avoid anyone getting too emotional. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Whether you\u2019re designing the wedding order of service or writing a speech, adding funny wedding readings can really help to break up the monotony of the day and help everyone to enjoy themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After all, they say laughter is the best medicine and what better way is there to start your married life together!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, you\u2019ll need to find funny wedding readings that will appeal to the wide majority of the wedding party. The aim is for the readings to be funny, not offensive. If you get the balance right the funny readings can really help to lower your stress levels, which must be a good thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To help you get inspired and create the ultimate wedding order of service, try the following funny wedding readings:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>The Owl &amp; The Pussy Cat by Edward Lear<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cThe Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat.&nbsp;<\/p><p>They took some honey, and plenty of money wrapped up in a five-pound note.&nbsp;<\/p><p>The Owl looked up to the stars above and sang to a small guitar, \u201cO lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are!<\/p><p>What a beautiful Pussy you are!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HpwAP36-w7E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The prose continues, you can take as much as you want for your wedding reading, but the crux of the matter is the owl and the pussy-cat was in love and that love will stay true regardless of where they go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It may look peculiar listed on your wedding order of service but it\u2019s sure to raise a smile or two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>When Harry Met Sally<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>You can\u2019t go wrong with a quote from one of the most famous, romantic, and funny movies of all time. When Harry finally realizes he\u2019s in love with Sally he makes a heartfelt speech to enlighten her, perhaps he\u2019s preparing for his own wedding!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cI love that you get cold when it\u2019s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich\u2026.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Q9JSVGS4dHU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Again, you can choose how long you want to make this funny wedding reading. Add a video in the background and you\u2019ll see smiles across your wedding party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Us Two from Winnie The Pooh by A.A. Milne<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Winnie the Pooh is becoming a popular wedding reading, you may be surprised by how often it appears on the wedding order of service!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s a good reason for this, many of Pooh\u2019s quotes are funny with deep meaning. For example, consider adding the following to your wedding ceremony:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201c So wherever I am, there\u2019s always a Pooh. There\u2019s always Pooh and Me.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q8eCrWerl9o?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Add it to the right point in your wedding order of service and you won\u2019t have a dry eye in the house!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>How Does That Sound by Simon Armitage<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cLet me put it this way: if you came to lay your sleeping head against my arm or sleeve, and if my arm went dead, or if I had to take my leave at midnight, I should rather cleave it from the joint or seam than make a scene or bring you round. There, how does that sound?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>If you or your groom like practical jokes you can add a visual effect to really boost the humor in this particular reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In truth, this can be one of the best funny wedding readings, but it also has a deep and powerful message which reflects the love of two people on their wedding day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Yes I\u2019ll Marry You My Dear by Pam Ayres<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>If you want to make a funny speech to your groom on your wedding day this is the one to pick. It\u2019s humorous and a little satirical which means you\u2019ll hit the right note with all your wedding guests:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cYes, I\u2019ll marry you, my dear, and here\u2019s the reason why.<\/p><p>So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry.<\/p><p>And if we hear a knocking and it\u2019s creepy and it\u2019s late, I hand you the torch you see, and you investigate.<\/p><p>Yes, I\u2019ll marry you, my dear, you may not apprehend it, but when the tumble-drier goes, it\u2019s you that has to mend it.<\/p><p>You have to face the neighbour should our labrador attack him, and if a drunkard fondles me, it\u2019s you that has to whack him.<\/p><p>Yes, I\u2019ll marry you, you\u2019re virile and you\u2019re lean. My house is like a pigsty, you can help to keep it clean.<\/p><p>That sexy little dinner which you served by candlelight, as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!!!<\/p><p>It\u2019s you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, and when I\u2019ve got PMT it\u2019s you who gets the flak.<\/p><p>I do see great advantages, but none of them for you, and so before you see the light, I DO, I DO, I DO!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zl8-dY6xl_Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Oh The Places You\u2019ll Go by Dr. Seuss<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>With brains in your head and feet in your shoes, you\u2019re certain to be confused and amused on your wedding day.&nbsp;But, the sentiment is good and filming the reaction of your wedding guests can be even more fun!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wIP8lFWa_mg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>I Rely On You by Hovis Presley<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>This reading is all about relying on each other which is a great sentiment for your wedding day and the start of your new life together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"770\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1J8Mc3f3Djk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But, add it to your wedding order of service and you\u2019ll help your wedding guests to understand the seriousness of this humor. It is possible to have both on your wedding day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Relativity by Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>This may not bring the house down with laughter but it\u2019s a humorous, relevant, and thoughtful addition to your wedding ceremony.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cGravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That\u2019s relativity.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/n0TYTPfKaz7bO\/giphy.gif?w=770&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s hard to argue with such a great mind and it will certainly add credence to your wedding order of service!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Final Thoughts<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Introducing some humor to your wedding day through funny readings is a great way to break the ice and any tension between guests. It can also ensure the groom and other speech givers are a little more relaxed, which will help their part in your wedding day go well!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In addition, adding part of the funny reading to the wedding order of service will help your guests to know your wedding is not strictly traditional, they\u2019re going to enjoy it and it will be fun!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, as with anything wedding related, never forget this is your wedding day. If you want the wedding order of service to be humorous from start to finish that is your decision. You\u2019re probably only planning to get married once, make sure it\u2019s a day you\u2019ll remember forever, for all the right reasons.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, check out these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/16-best-non-religious-wedding-readings\/\">best non religious wedding readings.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You might also like:<\/h3>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list wp-block-latest-posts\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/how-to-find-right-venue\/\">How to Find the Right Venue for Your Event with Canvas Events<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/corporate-summer-party-ideas\/\">24 Unforgettable Corporate Summer Party Ideas to Boost Team Spirit<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/mothers-day-afternoon-tea\/\">Mother\u2019s Day Afternoon Tea: The Ultimate Guide<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/10-unique-catering-trends\/\">10 Unique Catering Trends<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/womens-day-celebrating-female-suppliers\/\">International Women&#8217;s Day: Celebrating Our Incredible Female Suppliers<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your wedding day is a serious day but that doesn\u2019t mean to say you can\u2019t have some fun with funny wedding readings! In fact, many couples are choosing to replace one or more of the romantic readings with something more relevant. It can help to make your wedding day memorable and avoid anyone getting too \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ub_ctt_via":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[274,277,276,236,275,270],"class_list":{"0":"post-4444","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-weddings","8":"tag-funny-wedding-readings","9":"tag-funny-wedding-readings-wording","10":"tag-wedding-reading","11":"tag-wedding-readings","12":"tag-wedding-readings-template","13":"tag-wedding-speeches"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","author_info":{"display_name":"Anastasia","author_link":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/author\/anastasia\/"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Poptop Event Planning Guide\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1200\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"801\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Anastasia\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@Poptop_Int\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@Poptop_UK\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Anastasia\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Estimated reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"7 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Anastasia\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/edf6b93658ad5c353fd84477bdde4fa4\"},\"headline\":\"Funny Wedding Readings\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\"},\"wordCount\":1363,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1\",\"keywords\":[\"funny wedding readings\",\"funny wedding readings wording\",\"wedding reading\",\"wedding readings\",\"wedding readings template\",\"wedding speeches\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Weddings\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\",\"name\":\"Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00\",\"description\":\"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1\",\"width\":1200,\"height\":801},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Funny Wedding Readings\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Poptop Event Planning Guide\",\"description\":\"Event Planning Tips &amp; Tools \",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Poptop Event Planning Guide\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/mob.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/mob.png\",\"width\":1920,\"height\":317,\"caption\":\"Poptop Event Planning Guide\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/Poptop_UK\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/poptop_events\/\",\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/gig-manager\/\",\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.co.uk\/poptopeventsblog\/\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/edf6b93658ad5c353fd84477bdde4fa4\",\"name\":\"Anastasia\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0c150e3af79abd5692a1a0117862f3c7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0c150e3af79abd5692a1a0117862f3c7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Anastasia\"},\"description\":\"Marketing Manager at Poptop - UK Leading Events Planning Concierge Service\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/Poptop_Int\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/author\/anastasia\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide","description":"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/","og_locale":"en_GB","og_type":"article","og_title":"Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide","og_description":"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/","og_site_name":"Poptop Event Planning Guide","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\/","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk","article_published_time":"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00","article_modified_time":"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1200,"height":801,"url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Anastasia","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@Poptop_Int","twitter_site":"@Poptop_UK","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Anastasia","Estimated reading time":"7 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/"},"author":{"name":"Anastasia","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/edf6b93658ad5c353fd84477bdde4fa4"},"headline":"Funny Wedding Readings","datePublished":"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00","dateModified":"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/"},"wordCount":1363,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","keywords":["funny wedding readings","funny wedding readings wording","wedding reading","wedding readings","wedding readings template","wedding speeches"],"articleSection":["Weddings"],"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/","url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/","name":"Funny Wedding Readings - Poptop Event Planning Guide","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","datePublished":"2019-06-12T13:11:09+00:00","dateModified":"2020-05-05T22:14:22+00:00","description":"A wedding doesn\u2019t need to be a formal occasion, the modern ceremony should reflect you and your passions. Try the following funny wedding readings.","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","width":1200,"height":801},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/funny-wedding-readings\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Funny Wedding Readings"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/","name":"Poptop Event Planning Guide","description":"Event Planning Tips &amp; Tools ","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-GB"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#organization","name":"Poptop Event Planning Guide","url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/mob.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/mob.png","width":1920,"height":317,"caption":"Poptop Event Planning Guide"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk\/","https:\/\/x.com\/Poptop_UK","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/poptop_events\/","https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/gig-manager\/","https:\/\/www.pinterest.co.uk\/poptopeventsblog\/"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/edf6b93658ad5c353fd84477bdde4fa4","name":"Anastasia","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0c150e3af79abd5692a1a0117862f3c7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0c150e3af79abd5692a1a0117862f3c7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Anastasia"},"description":"Marketing Manager at Poptop - UK Leading Events Planning Concierge Service","sameAs":["https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/poptopuk","https:\/\/x.com\/Poptop_Int"],"url":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/author\/anastasia\/"}]}},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/pexels-photo-3775266.jpeg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUuU2-19G","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4444"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4916,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444\/revisions\/4916"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poptop.uk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}